It was one of those days at the True Cross Order when you could relax and not do the tiring work of an exwire. Since it was lunch time, you decided to eat on the roof of the school and listen to music. You felt at peace listening to random opening themes to Bleach (don't ask why T-T), when all of a sudden, you heard the sound of yelling.

"Dammit Okumura, that last sandwich is mine and you know it!".

"No way it's mine!".

Rin and Bon yelled loud enough that you could hear them both through your earphones. You could feel a vein in your head throbbing. Everything was all good 'till those two idiots had to show up. You sighed and began to pack up your stuff.

"LOOOOK OUUUUT!"

Apparently your reflexes were slow today, because out of nowhere Rin came flying and landed on you. And to be exacted, he landed on your chest.

"What...the...hell?", you blushed as you tried to sit up. You were trying, scratch that, attempting not to kill Rin at that moment. His face was directly in the valley of your breast.

Rin had no clue what he landed on. He knew it was soft, warm, and a little squishy. It felt nice actually. He was almost going to fall asleep there. But he felt the pillow-like-thing move up and down, almost as if it were...breathing.

All of a sudden, the sound of an angry growl woke Rin up. He looked up from his comfy spot to see you, looking like you were ready to stab someone. Rin then realize what he had accidentally done. He looked Bon for support, but he was long gone.

He turned to look back at the enraged you. "N-now [Name] I-I can explain. I accidentally tripped while running from Bon. I didn't m-mean to do what I just d-did."

Rin praying for you not to kill him was cute. He had his beautiful blue eyes tightly closed, slightly tearing up. You really like Rin, but he had to die for this.

You stood up and glared at the poor boy. He looked ready to piss his pants. You take out a big piece of paper and begin to chant, "I summon the ruler of beasts. The king of the wild". Rin had forgotten you were a tamer as a majestic white lion appeared before him. "Leon, rip him to shreds." At the moment, the lion charged at the blue eyed boy 'till they were both out of your sight. "Finally, I can go back to what I was doing," thus you continued to listen to music.

I don't know where in the world this idea came from. Rin drives me crazy with his hottness XP. Anywho, the white lion idea came from watching to much Reborn! As for the Bleach music... yeah, I watch reading/watching too much of that too. Reviews give me the energy to want to write more ^^