Poem 1

She is sad

Oh oh oh

She is bad

Oh oh oh

She is mad

Oh oh oh

She is Pad

Oh oh oh

a sad, bad, mad, Padme.

That's my ma

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Poem 2

There once was a boy named Luke

His looks were enough to make you puke

I know a girl name Leia

Make her mad and you will paya

I like my bud Han

I wonder if he knows Bambi the fawn

Jaina is a girl

Her head does whirl