It had all started because someone brought an eggplant to the World Meeting.
Denmark had randomly decided to burst in late, laughing, and holding a purple eggplant in his hands. He ran to the front of the room and held it above his head. "GUYS LOOK! IT'S AN EGGPLANT!"
England raised an eyebrow. "I believe it's called an aubergine, Denmark."
America slammed his hands on the table in front of him, standing up. "IN AMERICA, WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM."
England glared and stood up as well. "In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE."
"NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND." America yelled at him.
France laughed. "At least America came up with their own word and didn't steal ours~"
Canada spoke up shyly, semi-noticed for once. "Hey, hey guys! Canada likes eggplants- or aubergines- whatever you want to call them- too!"
America turned and sighed. "No one cares, Canada."
Canada sighed, fading into the back ground again. "I suppose they don't."
Denmark sighed at them. "Why can't you all just respect the eggplant-aubergine-whatever for what it is, instead of having a fight? I'm disappointed in you all... HEY LOOK DUDES! THE MEETING'S OVER! CATCH YOU ALL LATER!" He ran out of the room, the rest of the countries on his tail.
A/N: So this happened...
Based off a post I found on tumblr... Because I was bored and Trapped with Idiots refuses to be written... *sighs* BUT SO YOU GET CRACK AND AN EGGPLANT.
So reviews please? :3
~RedWhiteNBlue