Not really.
Disclaimer: The characters included in this fanfaction aren't ours. Their behaviors and fuck all attitudes are though. Kishimotorola sensei should be proud. *insert me gusta*
Beyond the vast forest and bountiful trees, lay a village. MADE COMPRETERY OF KEANU REAVES. And in that village was a young lad, composed completely of sinbad. And I mean actual copies of the VHS for the Disney movie Sinbad.
He went by Lee. But since he had puberty devellopement problems, They called him Rock Lee. Or Broccoli. He had two teammates, and a version of him from the future with an even bigger bulge in his all-spandex jumpsuit. Growing up, Lee had been quite self concious(?) about his bulge. But after meating with his iDole, O'shala'prah Whinefreiy (ice cream), he realized having a buldge on natl. television was a OK thing to have ;]
One sunny (and Cher) day, The Rock's team and him were on a mission to The Hidden Village in the Sandshrew to visit the Kazekage. They had an important package for him, and it was up to them to get it there safely. On they're way, they did some things.
Arriving at theer destination, ElevenEleven and that pupilless guy who doesn't talk told LEe that they were gonna go have hot, steamy, wild, juicy, vomit-enducing, 8-way, epileptic sex. He was completely fine with this.
The kazekage saw IraqLee coming a couple miles away, and by miles, I mean inches.
"HI GAARA I HAVE A PACKAGE FOR YOU SEMIBOWEL DEE"
"okay i would like it now"
"Now?"
"YES NAO."
Lee bent Gaara over and had his way with him. right than/
The END