Of Fires and Flowers
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Organization XIII for that matter. And on that note, if you find no interest in comedy, tom-foolery, utter nonsense, confusion, and all around the bizarre, I suggest you stop reading now. I enjoy flames for they toast my marshmallows to a crispy golden brown on the outside, but melted and gooey on the inside. If your review has nothing to do with my story and all you want to do is bitch on my writing or subject matter, I only have one thing to say….go fuck yourself you cock-juggling thundercunt! (I have permission from Spork Warrior to use this, so don't bitch!)
One other little tidbit of information. The more reviews I get, the more I write. If it's a multi-chapter story, I need at least 10 reviews before I'll post the next chapter. One shot don't count.
That is all, please enjoy the story!
It was such a beautiful day! The skies are dark and ominous, it's pouring down torrents, and you can hear the sound of wonderful…
"AXEL!" So much for a lovely day…
"Axel! I swear on my Marigolds, if you so much as go into my garden with intentions of arson one more time, your room will resemble the house in Jumanji!"
Crouching in terror, we see the infamous "got-it-memorized?" pyro we all know and love, Axel. And standing tall over his cowering form is the lovely Marluxia, radiating an endless beautiful image with teeth clenched and grinding in fury, face redder than Axel's hair (is that even possible?), and lovely combination of thorn-covered vines and carnivorous plants writhing in agitation behind him. Lovely indeed.
"Hey Marly, old buddy old pal! Fancy meeting you here!" Axel couldn't keep the nervous little giggle from bubbling out, followed by a scared hiccup.
"Well, you would tend to find me here considering, I don't know…THIS IS MY PERSONAL GARDEN! Axel, I have known you to pull some of the stupidest stunts and ideas that could even rival Demyx's crazy ideas, but this takes the cake! Even Xemnas knows better than to fuck with my garden!" The little nerve on Marluxia's forehead began to throb in an increasing tempo.
"Now Marly, dearest, take a deep breath and…"
"Don't you "MARLY DEAREST" ME, you ignoramus, pompous waste of smegma!" Marluxia takes a deep breath, than with a voice that would even put Sephiroth and Xemnas cuddling together, sucking their thumbs,"I have warned you Axel, time and time again. But do you listen? No. Far. From. It. You continue aggravating me, destroying my property, and all around becoming worse of a nuisance than Demyx and Vexen combined. Now, I didn't want to do this to you, but you have left me NO CHOICE!" With that final statement, Marluxia's aura sent a wave of power that shooke the very walls and foundations of Castle Oblivion, left mountains creating havoc with avalances, and children from far off worlds began to cower and cry in fear, not to mention the last petal of Beast's rose fell off the stem.
Then there was a calm. But that calm didn't last, oh no! There was a…I should just leave it here cause there is no way I can finish typing something this terrifying and horrific…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
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…………………FINE! I'll finish it. There was a bellow so dark, so evil, and so malicious; it gave even a few of the Organization members a heart attack.
"SAIX!"
Axel couldn't only say one thing.
"Oh shit."
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Well, there is my story. Please review and rate for more Organization XIII mayhem and confusion. I forgot to mention that depending on the reviews I get for this story, I may make a multi-chapter Organization XIII comedy story.
Thanks again,
Demy-Doodle