This fanfic came out of nowhere... its pretty much a comedy, but it does get sexual towards the end. It probably rubbish, I know, but please review anyway... :)
Pairing: Ligh (sort of)
Setting: Wammy House
~First Impressions~
*Matt and Mello are lying on the sofa playing Mario Kart. Near is stretched out on the floor playing with his toys*
Mello: Fuck, fUcK, FUCK NO MATT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET ME WIN!
Matt: Welll maybe if you didn't give a shit about anything else in life maybe you'd be better at this.
Mello: Seriously though, 5 times in a row now you've beaten me, lay off a bit Matt.
Matt: Okay okay! I'm going out for a fag, why don't you play Near, he's probably shit.
*Mello glares at Matt and watches him proceed outside to light his cigarette*
Mello: So Near?
Near: Yes?
Mello: Want to have a go?
Near: Hmmm, no thanks.
*Mello groans and starts eating chocolate*
Near: On second thought, I will.
Mello: Let's do rainbow road. You know how to play?
Near: Yes. I'm not dumb.
Mello: NEAR!? What the fuck? Have you played this shit before? Why are you so good?!
Near: I guess I must be lucky.
Mello: FUCK. YOU WON.
*Matt walks in*
Matt: Hey Mello, what's all the noise?
Mello: Pfft... nothing... and go take a shower! You reek of smoke Matt.
Matt: Oh wow thanks friend, you're so nice
Near: Matt's right Mello, you're just sore because I beat you.
*Matt and Near start laughing*
Matt: OH MY GOD! THATS PERFECT! MATE YOURE SHIT!
Near: Oh and Matt?
Matt: Yeh?
Near: Mello's right, you stink of smoke.
Matt: You guys are mean.
*Matt leaves*
*An hour passes where the 3 teens do nothing at all whilst sitting together in the same room*
*Doorbell rings*
Matt: Mello, get the door.
Mello: Why me?" You get it, dick.
Matt: Haha love you too Mells.
*Matt ruffles Mello's hair*
Mello: DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING HAIR MATT!
Near: wow, someone's a bit obsessed with their hair.
Mello: shut up.
*Matt opens the door and sees L standing there with a boy who seems intelligent but younger*
Matt: Hey L! Who is this?
Light: Hi. My name's Light. Light Yagami. I'm working with L on the Kira investigation, and he wanted to show me his childhood home.
Matt: Oh.
L: Yes, that's right. Light, this is Matt. He's not actually one of my successors, he's too, hmmm, what are the words... unmotivated and, lazy.
Matt: Yeh you got that right.
*Matt walks out the door past Light and L whilst lighting another cigarette*
Matt: I'm having a smoke
Mello: No Matt! You've already had-
Matt: Too late!
*L and Light just shrug, close the door and walk inside*
L: This is Mello, he's 15 and is one of my successors.
Light: Hi Mello. I'm Light.
*Light tries to shake Mello's hand but is rejected*
Light: I guess not then.
L: He's a bad loser anyway.
*Mello glares at L*
L: This is Near, he's extremely gifted and will probably shake your hand unlike Mello, he's friendlier.
*Light leans down to Near who gives him a suspicious look, but hand shakes him anyway*
Light: I'm light.
Near: I know.
*Matt walks back in*
Mello: Matt, you stink agin, and you just had a fucking shower as well!
Matt: aww Mells I know you love me anyway.
Mello: go die in a hole Matt.
L: well, they're the current Wammy boys. Shall I show you upstairs?
Light: uh, yes please.
*Light and L leave*
Near: He's Kira.
Mello: how do you know?
Near: I just know.
XXXXXX
*Upstairs L and Light are in Near's bedroom*
Light: So L, who's bedroom is this?
L: I think this is Near's.
Light: There's a lot of toys for genius.
L: Yes, I agree, Near is a strange child. But his deductive abilities are very impressive.
*L and Light both sit on Near's bed*
Light: L?
L: Yes?
Light: Can I tell you something?
L: Sure, Light. What is it?
Light: well the thing is L,
*Light leans in and kisses L*
Light: I love you, L
L: Really? I've been feeling like that myself if I'm completely honest.
Light: Are you serious?
L: yes. Ever since you said that we were friends, I've been wanting to be more than friends.
Light: great, now fuck me.
L: hm. Sure thing.
*L and Light both take there clothes of and start making out on the bed*
Light: ahh fuck, L, I never thought you'd be so good at this.
L: I thought you'd say that. You want me to ride you?
Light: yeh, sounds great.
*L and Light start having sex*
*After a few minutes, both collapse onto the bed panting, then continue to make out*
XXXXX
*Meanwhile downstairs, Mello and Matt are arguing*
Mello: I'm telling you Matt, I don't look like a girl.
Matt: I'm sorry Mello, but you've got not muscles and you just look like a chick in genral.
Mello: HEY! That is not true!
Matt: Come on, in the anime, everyone basically thought you were a girl until you spoke!
Near: That is true, and I'm the only one who was voiced by a women.
Mello: Fuck off, Near.
Near: I'm going to my room.
XXXXX
*Light and L are still making out*
*Door opens and Near walks in*
Light: Uh oh.
Near: Are you guys fucking in my bed?
L: Oh, yeh, is this your bed?
Near:... Yes...
L: Oh, sorry bout that.