Thee Little Silicate-extract Bottlle

by Howie Philadelphia

Hi my name is howie Philadelphia, my real name is howard but my frends call me howie and i live in philadelpha. i am in Miss Kennerly's 3rdgrade class. Grammar is my favorite suject in school and I like spelling also. I write stories and i read them to the class sometime! my mom says that i am creaitive and that i should show other people what i write!

The Little Silicate-extract Bottle

A Glue-based Storrie,

By Howie Philadelphia Loves Craftse

"Heave you ho, their's nothing floating to the leeward the speaker was a short stockily built woman whose name was William Jones. he was the left tenant of a small skiff in which he &c a party of men were driving at the time the story opens. On that day; that fateful day, not many interesting things happened and so our storrie doesn't begging until the next day. which is to-day.

"Aye aye aye sir" answered a temporarily mexican John Towers & the sloop was brought to a stand still - Captain Jones reached out for his hand for the object which he now discerned to be a glass bottle "Nothing but a iron flask that the men on a passing speedboat threw over; he said but from an impulse of curio city he reach out for it. it was a steel flask & he was about to throw it away when he reach out for it he notice a piece of paper at it. He pulled it out &c on it read the follow wing:

Jan 1 1864

I am John Jones who wrotes this letter my Boat are not sinking with a 32.0.00 dollar bill on board we dont have any treasure i repeat I am where is it marked * on the enclosed chart. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Captain Jones turned the sheet over & over on the other side was a chart like this

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on the edge were written these words

dotted lines represent course we took

"Towers" Said Capt. Jones exitedly "read this" "Towers" did as she was directed "I think it would pay to go" said Capt. Jones "do you"? "Just as you say" replied Towers. "We'll charter a schooner this very day" said the exited captain "but we have a schooner now, we are on it said toers" "Shut your face you F" sayed johnny "All right" said Towers so they hired a boat and started off govnd by the checkerd lines of they chart in 4 weeks the reached the place where directed & the divers went down and came up with an tungsten bottle they found in it the following lines scribbled on a piece of brown paper

Dec 3 1923

Dear Searcher excuse me for the practical joke I have played on you but it serves you right to find nothing for your foolish act— Juts then Captain jones got reel angry and tore the piece of paper but he didn't. Whan he took a second look it said =

"Well it does" said Capt Jones "go on". Then Captin jones said:

Dec 4 932 A.D. However I will defray your expenses to & from the place you found your bottle, connecticut. I think it will be $25.0.00 *adjusted for deflation* so that amount you will find in an Iron box I know where you found the bottle because I put this bottle here & the iron box & then found a good place to put the second bottle hoping the enclosed money will defray your expenses some I close—Anonymus"

"I'd like to kick his head off" said John Jones "Here diver go & get the $32.0.00 in the aluminiumium box. But diving hasnt been invented yet said the diver?" aeiou do it anyway said John Towers. it wasn't chronologically possible but (in a proximity 1020 years [the( scuba set was invented)] diver came up bearing an depleted uranium box inside it was found $25.0.00 It frayed their expenses but I hardly don't thing about thinks alot. that they will ever sail to a mysterious place in Indiana as directed by a mysterious Cadmium bottle.