"Zexy! Come on! Hurry up!"
Demyx glanced back at Zexion, who was trailing behind him as they were walking back to their shared apartment. The expression on his face said 'Why Demyx, whyever would you want me to hurry along?'
Zexion, in contrast, was going for something more along the lines of 'Why?'
"Move it! I gotta watch the History Channel!"
Zexion, much to Demyx's dismay, did not in fact hurry up. Instead he stopped altogether. While Demyx interpreted this new expression as 'But Demyx, my darling, what would possibly be more important than enjoying a leisurely walk home together?' Zexion was really trying for stunned incredulity with a large helping of 'WHAT?', but some things are lost in translation.
Feeling that he had to take matters into his own hands, Demyx literally did so, grabbing Zexion and hurrying them down the street. Zexion watched with impassive wonder as Demyx fumbled first with the main door keys to the building, assaulted the button to the elevator, positively vibrated in the car, and made a mad dash for their apartment door.
He arrived at the doorway in time to view Demyx half buried in the sofa, rump high in the air. As he was appreciating the view, it took Zexion a moment to make out what Demyx was screaming from where he had his face buried in cushions.
"I CAN'T FIND IT! WHERE'S THE REMOTE!"
Zexion paused to remember what had gone on that morning before they left for the day. Wake up, shower, he was sure Demyx had been watching cartoons when he'd walked past for breakfast...
Oh yes, that was where it was.
Walking into the kitchen area, Zexion retrieved the remote from the freezer before returning to the living room, waiting behind the couch.
"ZEXION! I CAN'T-oh, you found it!" Snatching the remote out of his hand, Demyx turn and furiously pressed the power button. "What? What? No! Why isn't it working!"
Zexion carefully slid the remote out of Demyx's hands, opened up the back of the remote, and blew warm air on the batteries for a few moments before closing it up and handing it back.
"Yay! It works! Have I told you I loved you lately?" Zexion allowed a small smile to sneak across his face, even though Demyx hadn't turned around.
Shifting his attention to the television, Zexion was just in time to view a giant semi-trailer truck slide sideways down a treacherous ice road.
History Channel Presents: Ice Road Truckers.