I'm not dead! XD Psychotic...but not dead.

I know my readers are going to shoot me for this, but I'm posting some random stuff to tide people over until my real crap starts to arrive.

Anyways, you're probably curious about this particular collaboration of junk (and if you're not, why are you here? Riku threatened you? Well, too bad for you then). Anyway, I received some challenges by a moderator on a roleplay site that I reside in. And since they were deemed readable there, I figured you guys wouldn't mind reading. -Cricket noises- Or not...

This collaboration of insanity now comes with its own personal sig! (Banner type piccie). An unexplainable thanks goes out to one of my favourite writers on this site for not only her flooring talents of creation, but her generous and heart-warming nature (despite her rampaging urge to kill things...heh...heh...). It would mean a lot to me if everyone who reads these stories would go and check this sig out and give some feedback in a review on what you think of it. Because of this website's ineptness when it comes to 'Document text', the website may not register nicely in print. I have done the best I can with this bleh program, so if you have problems, don't hesitate to e-mail me about it.

Go to: http (colon)/(slash) www (dot) freewebs (dot) com/rhianlafaye/sigs2 (dot) htm Please respect Zanisha's wishes when it comes to her website and usage of her pictures.

Length: I don't give a damn.
Characters: The Trinity's parents.
Challenge: Some kind of reaction from them on the whole KH thing, having found out second-hand.

In whatever narrative you choose, write a reflection on Cloud's thoughts after receiving Hades' offer. He's just accepted to kill Hercules in order to have the darkness help him. Tell why his heart chose such a challenge and what his memories pertain. 1000 words max and must include the words: forgotten, lost, smile, fading.

Length: 2000 words max.
Character: Kairi
Prompt: Kairi has lost her heart to the darkness, and she is lost and afraid, and she fears she will never find the light, until she realizes her heart is not lost, but being kept safe by someone very close to her (cough) Sora (cough). Write a first-person (if possible) narrative of Kairi's experiences and how she regains her sense of security and her light. Finish with her regaining her heart in Hollow Bastion and bringing Sora back from the darkness.
Words that must be included: lost, falling, depth, light, savior.

Write a short story about either meeting a dragon, your favourite dream or a dare you have done or will do...
300 words max

My Ansem monologue was not an official challenge, but I did write it for a role-play I was enlisted in. (It sadly is no longer in existence).

You have been challenged! Let's see what you've got.

Length: 1000 words or less.

Character: Sora

Prompt: Sora is 5 years old, and wants to make his first journey to the islands across from his home. Create a one character story (means that you do not include anyone but Sora) that can be in any tense of what Sora would do.

Must include these words: Banana, tree, fire, and buttmunch.

Extra Challenge (optional): Make another one-shot for Kairi as well, 1000 words or less.

Note to all readers: If you wish for me to attempt a challenge of similar restrictions (Word count), then post them in your reviews. I will only really have time for challenges of 1000-2000 words or less, so please consider that. If you want it to be a multiple character scene, that's fine. But just remember how that might screw with the word count.

Secondary Note: For those who challenge me, be forewarned. I will not do Shounen-ai or Shoujo-ai of any kind (No threesomes, foursomes etc. either). If there is a pairing for Riku, it can only be with a character outside of Kingdom Hearts, and that can include original characters (Just leave details). Those are my rules.