AN: Some very short (hopefully amusing) scenes that popped into my head while doing certain raids/quests/pvp. Will be a multi-chapter Warcraft shorts pack. Totally random as they come to me, for the most part.

Pointless Slaughter

Tirion Fordring was having a very irritating day. So far, at least twelve people had come up and asked him just WHY these Coliseum games meant anything at all. Darion seemed to agree with the hopeless younglings who failed to see the merit of the games.

"You know, there really is zero point to making people kill each other and your own people for your own amusement, you know that, right?"

Tirion was puzzled.

"It isn't for my amusement. It's to prepare them for battle against the Lich King! Also, I would never truly sacrifice my people! They are all healed full after the battle!"

Darion just made a scoffing noise and probably would have rolled his eyes if he hadn't been constantly wearing that ugly helmet.

"So you can raise people from the dead now? You're like the holy version of Arthas?"

"Darion? Shut up and go back to your cave or whatever."

"..."

"I mean it, Darion! Why are you even here? Over half the people coming here have tried to kill you under the grounds that you are a servant of the Lich King."

"...Fine. Don't blame me when you get frozen in a block of yellow ice yelling 'ASHBRINGER HUNGERS!', moron." Darion cast a portal to Acherus and vanished.

Tirion looked even more puzzled. Yellow ice? What? And he would never become like the Lich King! After all, he wasn't mindlessly murdering innocents for no reason at all.

Later, Tirion sat in the stands of the Coliseum and watched excitedly as Alliance soldiers forced themselves into the fight instead of letting Tirion's own experienced-at-dying people handle the Horde challengers.

Varian was cheering as the Alliance soldiers mindlessly slaughtered the Horde soldiers. Tirion covered his face with his palm. This was ridiculous! They were all idiots! Still..it was damn exciting to watch!

As they were leaving, Garrosh, despite Thrall's direct orders, came right up to Tirion.

"You let my greatest soldiers die pointlessly in there, stupid human!" Garrosh was glaring daggers.

Tirion wondered where the bulky orc learned large words like 'pointless'.

"Piss on your competition! Piss on you, 'Highlord'!" Garrosh then pulled down his pants and pissed in the general direction of Tirion.

All the while, Tirion was still pondering how Garrosh had learned semi-long words. He finally came to the conclusion that Saurfang somehow must have taught him back in Boring Tundra before he glanced down.

The Highlord swore angrily. Yellow ice, indeed. Dammit, Darion!