Sonic woke up from his bed. He had the right amount of saguine to lead his team into victory again. He woled up to
his team mate, who was apparently right next to his bed, and said:
"How are you doing, PWNER-Chan the Hedgehog?"
"I am doing fine" avouched PWNER-Chan.
Sonic later went to Giants Stadium and prepared to battle the next team that was about to attack. He garnished his uniform with magical chaos emerald glitter and went with his team of Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Shadow, PWNER-Chan, and Sonia to battle. He looked inside the other team's helmet and he found the team that they were battling was completely literally made out of bacon! Although Sonic had a sensation for chili dogs, he was still deathly afraid of bacon.
"NO! This cannot BE!" explained Sonic.
None of his team was able to be solicitous and so Sonic was eaten by the bacon. Tails then cried and was the only one to attend his funeral.