All I have to say is that I was bored. VERY bored and I really didn't want to work on any of my other stories. I just updated Daycare Days, I am working on Hamtaro the Brave, I've finished writing Ribbons of Change, in the process of making a sequel to Come Back, Bijou, and have written the prologue for the sequel to Ribbons of Change. If that's not enough for you, I have Algebra finals. DID YOU HAVE FUN TORTURING ME?!
This story is basically where the ham-hams become connected with the IM system! Yay! Can ya'll review? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Disclaimer: I don't Hamtaro. Or any of its characters.
Hamtaro- OrangeSunshine
Bijou- Ribbonluvr
Oxnard- iSunflowerseed
Boss- IAmBoss(!)
Pashmina- ILUVPINK
Penelope- Cutie123
Dexter- DexHasPex
Howdy- IcAnTsEeYoU
Maxwell- SmartyParty
Sandy- xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx
Stan- xxTIGERRIFFICxx
Panda- PandaPalooza
Cappy- IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself
Snoozer- ZZZkid
Jingle- JingleBells
OrangeSunshine has logged into the chat room
OrangeSunshine: ham ha everyone!
OrangeSunshine: everyone?
OrangeSunshine: guess dat no one is here. ill log on later.
OrangeSunshine has logged out of the chat room
Ribbonluvr has logged into the chat room
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx has logged into the chat room
xxTIGERRIFFICxx has logged into the chat room
PandaPalooza has logged into the chat room
JingleBells has logged into the chat room
iSunflowerseed has logged into the chat room
Ribbonluvr: where did hamtaro go?
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: why worry about hamtaro when you can spend time with a dude like me?
Ribbonluvr: …
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: yea i struck out…
PandaPalooza: so how the heck did we all get to IM each other?
Ribbonluvr: i still do not where hamtaro is. where is he? i saw that he was on earlier
iSunflowerseed: idk
JingleBells: WHAT THE HECK DOES IDK STAND FOR? ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOURE DECAYING?! IM LOGGING OFF, THERE ARE DEAD ZOMBIES SURFING THE INTERNET!
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: no it stands for i don't know
JingleBells has logged out of the chat room.
Ribbonluvr: too late
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: ttly. totally
ILUVPINK has logged into the chat room
Ribbonluvr: Pashmina!
iSunflowerseed: where were you? and where's penelope?
ILUVPINK: she had to take a nap
Cutie123 has logged into the chat room
Cutie123: hi evyrone!
ILUVPINK: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING A NAP
PandaPalooza: penelope can't spell apparently
Cutie123: shuddup!
PandaPalooza: what did i tell ya?
ILUVPINK: GET BACK TO BED RIGHT NOW!
Cutie123: y? can't i just see what you guys talk about?
ILUVPINK: NO!!!!!!
Cutie123: can't I?
ILUVPINK: NO!!!!
Cutie123: you know dat u wont make any friends saying, 'NOOOOOO!!'
ILUVPINK: NO!
Cutie123: you're stupid
ILUVPINK: NO!!!
Cutie123: are you stupid?
ILUVPINK: NO!!!!
Ribbonluvr: well this is interesting
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: yuppers!
Cutie123: r u stupid?
ILUVPINK: NO!
Cutie123: r u stupid?
ILUVPINK: NO!
Cutie123: r u straight?
ILUVPINK: NO!!!
IAmBoss(!) has logged into the chat room
IAmBoss(!): i finally get my computer working and i see people admitting they're lesbian. pashmina, ur not straight?
ILUVPINK: I am so straight! penelope decided to make fun of me! she made me keep typing in "No!" and so then she asked me if I was straight and since my reflexes were used to typing in "NO!", then that's what I typed in. but i'm straight, ok!?
Cutie123: LMFAO! im laughing so hard right now! i can't believe that actually worked! it only happened once to that one kid and he was jumped after school. he kept yelling, "I'VE BEEN RAPED! I'VE BEEN RAPED, CALL THE POLICE!"
ILUVPINK: THAT IS IT! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU TAKE YOUR NAP! TO SNOOZE OFF THAT PERVERTED TONGUE AND SAILOR'S MOUTH!
Cutie123: I DIDN'T MEAN IT PASHMINA, NO PAHSMINA, PLEASE! I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL!
ILUVPINK has logged out of the chat room
Cutie123: I'M GONNA DIE!!!! Bye, guys! I now am going to run for my life.
Cutie123 has logged out of the chat room
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: wow…
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: just… wow… bye?
IAmBoss(!): this is weird. so whos on here?
PandaPalooza: panda
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: sandy
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: stan
Ribbonluvr: bijou
iSunflowerseed: oxnard
IAmBoss: thats it? jingle told me that he was on here! he lied
PandaPalooza: no, he was just crapping his pants after he logged on here
IAmBoss: … and how do you know this?
DexHasPex has logged into the chat room
DexHasPex: hey whats up?
PandaPalooza has logged out of the chat room
DexHasPex: y did panda log off when i just got on?
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: dude just LOOK at ur username
DexHasPex: is pashmina on here?
Ribbonluvr: she left to go take care of penelope
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: dex, change your username
DexHasPex: y? its for pashmina
IAmBoss(!): maybe i should do that…
iSunflowerseed: 4 who boss?
IAmBoss(!): NVM! NOT BIJOU, DEFINITELY NOT BIJOU!
PandaPalooza has logged into the chat room
PandaPalooza: is dex finally gone?
DexHasPex: what do you think?
PandaPalooza: UGH, I'M LEAVING THIS! DEX, IF YOU WANT ANY FRIENDS AND WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE, CHANGE YOUR USERNAME!
PandaPalooza has logged out of the chat room
SmartyParty has logged into the chat room
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: Maxy!
SmartyParty: Hey, Sandy. What are you guys talking about?
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: *snicker* y aren't u talking like this?
SmartyParty: I don't know. I just don't want to get in the habit of typing like that. It's bad grammar, don't you think?
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: IM THINK IM GONNA CRAP MY PANTS LIKE JINGLE DID WHEN HE WAS SCARED! ONLY I'M LAUGHING AND CRAPPING WHILE JINGLE WAS SCREAMING AND CRAPPING!
SmartyParty: … Jingle crapped his pants? And how do you know this?
IAmBoss: max, that's exactly what i was wondering
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: THAT'S IT STAN! UR DEAD FOR MAKING FUN OF MAXY!
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: yeah right
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: i know where you live…
xxTIGERRIFFICxx has logged out of the chat room
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: *sigh* that was too easy. well, i better stick to my word of beating stan up! bye everyone!
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx has logged out of the chat room
SmartyParty: She's so, so, SO hot…
DexHasPex: OKAY, I DON'T EVEN TALK LIKE THAT TO PASHMINA! SHUT UP, BOOKWORM BEFORE YOU MANAGE TO MAKE ME PUKE!
Ribbonluvr: i still am blinded by dexter's username
IcAnTsEeYoU has logged into the chat room
IcAnTsEeYoU: hey there ya'll! it's howdy!
DexHasPex: GACK!!! I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS CHAT ROOM BEFORE HOWDY FINDS OUT MY USERNAME!
DexHasPex has logged out of the chat room
IcAnTsEeYoU: what the heck was that about? dex doesn't have pex!
SmartyParty: Well, that was a smart maneuver by Dexter…
Ribbonluvr: OUI. dat was stupid
IcAnTsEeYoU: was that seriously dexter? dexter doesn't have any pex or any muscle!
iSunflowerseed: thats what we thought too…
IcAnTsEeYoU: ok, im not going to ask any more questions
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself has logged into the chat room
Ribbonluvr: who is this?
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: … Micheal Jackson?
xxTIGERRIFFICxx has logged into the chat room
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: MICHEAL JACKSON? CAN I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?!
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: Sure…
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: Okay, okay. r u black or white?
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: Kinda both…
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: r u a man or woman?
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: Kinda both…
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: r u gay or straight?
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: Kinda both…
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx has logged into the chat room
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: STAN!!!! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET! PREPARE TO DIE!
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: MICHEAL! HELP ME! MY CARZY STISER IS ATATCIKNG ME! I CNAT TPYE!
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: stan, im actually cappy, not micheal jackson
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'M SCREWED, I'M SO SCREWED! PLEASE, SANDY, HAVE MERCY!!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT IF FEELS LIKE TO BE DONALD TRUMP! PEOPLE KEEP JUDGING THE GUY AND HITTING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A GOLD CLUB!
IAmBoss(!): HIT HIM HARDER, SANDY!
SmartyParty: DO IT FOR ME, SANDY!
Ribbonluvr: ARE YOU KIDDING? DO IT FOR EVERYONE WHO EVER MADE ANY CONTACT WITH HIM, SANDY!
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx: DIEEEEEE, STAN, DIE!!!!!!! THIS IS FOR RUINING MY LIFE!
xxTIGERRIFFICxx: dude, that was cold… WAIT, NO, NO, NOT THAT!!!!
xxTIGERRIFFICxx has logged out of the chat room
xxTIGRESSLICIOUSxx has logged out of the chat room
ZZZkid has logged into the chat room
iSunflowerseed: Snoozer! ur here, i was so bored. everyone is killing each other
IAmBoss(!): scary cuz we don't know what happened to pashmina and penelope.
Ribbonluvr: OH, NO, PLEASE BOSS, DON'T FILL MY HEAD WITH ALL OF THOSE IMAGES!
IAmBoss(!): What images- OH, MY FRICKING G, NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!!
Ribbonluvr: I'm done with this chat! it is too sick!
Ribbonluvr has logged out of the chat room
IAmBoss(!): I have to tell her that I never meant it like that!
IAmBoss(!) has logged out of the chat room
iSunflowerseed: Bijou is never going to forgive Boss, right Snoozer?
SmartyParty: What's wrong with Snoozer?
iSunflowerseed: I think he fell asleep at the computer! Oh, lord, why is it always me who has to wake him up?
iSunflowerseed has logged out of the chat room
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: well this is jacked up. there's only three people on the chat
IcAnTsEeYoU: i hear ya. so what should we talk about
SmartyParty: Books? Sandy? Books?
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself: max, that's what you talk about to yourself in the mirror every morning. gtg, i want to leave this crap room
SmartyParty: I DO NOT! AND THIS IS A CHAT ROOM, NOT A CRAP ROOM!
IDon'tKnowWhatToCallMyself has logged out of the chat room
IcAnTsEeYoU: well, it's just me and you max…
SmartyParty: OMFG, FYI, I NEED TO GO ASAP, BECAUSE SANDY NEEDS MY HELP BEATING UP STAN! GTG, TTYL! OKAY, I PROBABLY WON'T EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN IF YOU EVER TALK LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, GENIUS!
SmartyParty has logged out of the chat room
IcAnTsEeYoU: DANG IT! BYE, SLEEPING SNOOZER!
IcAnTsEeYoU has logged out of the chat room
OrangeSunshine has logged into the chat room
OrangeSunshine: HAM HA, EVERYONE! I BET EVERYONE IS HERE NOW!
OrangeSunshine: … I'll wait…
OrangeSunshine: They're coming…
OrangeSunshine: I know that they're coming!
ZZZkid: hi…
OrangeSunshine: SNOOZER! BUDDY, UR MY BUDDY, I LOVE MY BUDDY! BECAUSE MY OTHER BUDDIES LEFT ME! SO UR MY BUDDY! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT, BUDDY?!
OrangeSunshine: buddy?
ZZZkid: gtg, hamtaro. i'm going to take a nap
ZZZkid has logged out of the chat room
OrangeSunshine: OH, COME ON!
OrangeSunshine has logged out of the chat room