The Highlighter Show
A/n: I needed a break from both studying and writing An Artist's Tale, so I decided to make up something like the pencil show and the sharpie show! Thnx to hikaness and StarKateFLG for the idea! Addy is AnyaDiva101 and Jackie is yours truly!
Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters to Black Cat (though I wish I did) Think about it logically, would Yabuki-sensei kidnap his own characters and force them to reveal their most hideous secrets!
Camera zooms in on one girl
Girl: Heya peoples, wassup? I'm Addy. Welcome to the…Jackie? JACKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! JACKIE, NO!
Voice from off set: TRAIN HEARTNET!
the world goes topsy-turvy as the camera falls to the floor
Voice: Oops.
Addy: Great! You've killed the camera you big douche-bag!
camera is picked up off the floor.
Jackie: I like Train!
Addy: rolls eyes we've noticed
Jackie: Well anyway, as I was saying…
Addy: interrupts You mean as I was saying….
Both: Welcome to the Highlighter Show!
Jackie: The show where we kidnap and/or reanimate characters from Black Cat! stares dreamily into space
Addy: Like Sven…stares dreamily into space
Both: snap out of daze And then force them to reveal their most hideous secrets! BWAHAHAHAHA!
silence in the room
Addy: Wait, why is it called the highlighter show?
Jackie: giant smile because it was the only writing utensil available!
Addy: bonks Jackie on the head that's weird
Jackie: Who cares!
Addy: sweatdrop
Jackie: I like Train crazy smile
Addy: Well now we need to think of a song!
Jackie: frowns You're right walks to middle of the room with pen and paper and starts writing furiously
five minutes later
Jackie: Done!
Addy: grabs piece of paper Great! Now on with the show! glances at song Jackie what the heck is this! It has nothing to do with highlighters OR Black Cat!
Jackie: I know
Addy: Well let's start singing I guess
Both: I had a fish, fish, fish
Her name was Bob, Bob, Bob
She liked to eat, eat, eat
Corn on the cob, cob, cob
She had a boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend
[his name was Mark, Mark, Mark
Which made no sense, sense, sense
Cuz he was a shark, shark, shark
They got married, married, married
In the year oh-five, five, five
And every day I'd call, call, call
To see if Bob was still alive, live, live
Mark just called, called, called
The other day, day, day
To say Bob died, died, died
I said no way, way, way
But it was true, true, true
Dear Bob was gone, gone, gone
After giving birth, birth, birth
To kid number five-oh-one, one, one
Jackie: bursts into tears Poor Bob! I'll kill whoever killed her! waves fist around in the air
Addy: That would be you
Jackie: O.O
Addy: Yeah
Jackie: Anyway pulls out random piece of cheese and starts eating it Todays first guest is Creed Diskenth!
Creed is pulled in by random men in spacesuits wearing lipstick
Creed: Where am I…
Addy: Highlighter Show!
Jackie: Where we kidnap and/or reanimate random characters from BLACK CAT!
Both: And force them to reveal their most hideous secrets!
Jackie: MWAHAHAHA!
Creed: O.o
Addy: smacks Jackie You're scaring me not to mention this diaper wearing murderer!
Creed: HEY I DON' WEAR DAIPERS!
Addy: Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I got you mixed up with Jackie.
Jackie: HEY I DON'T WEAR DAIPERS!
Addy: THEN HOW COME I SAW YOU DIGGING IN KEEGAN'S DIAPER BAG LAST WEEK!
Jackie: I was…uhhh…I was…uhh…babysitting?
Addy: nice try hunny-bunny I was the one doing the babysitting while you were being the baby.
Creed: Can we please just get this over with? I have a lunch date with Torneo at twelve.
Addy: Okay me first! Okay, what's the big deal with you and Train? Why do you want him so bad, are you in love with him or something?
Jackie: NO! faints
Creed: stares at Addy and Jackie like they're crazy WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT KINDA QUESTION! pulls out sword
Jackie: wakes up Pretty sword….stares at Creed's sword
Addy: Just answer the question already you geek
Creed: NO!
Jackie: YAYAYAYAY! starts dancing to "if you're happy and you know it" YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Creed: to Addy Is she crazy?
Addy: snorts You're just noticing that now?
Jackie: stops dancing and looks at Creed with evil glint in eyes My turn to ask a question!
Creed: gulps I don't like that look in her eyes
Jackie: takes a deep breath COULD YOU GIVE ME SOME OF THE TAOIST POTION! PLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Creed: …..
Addy: don't give it to her, whatever you do. FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN DON'T GIVE IT TO HER!
Creed: whispers to Jackie What'll you do if I let you have it?
Jackie: whispers I'll get the men in spacesuits to take you back
Creed: Deal shakes hands with Jackie
Addy: What are you doing?
Creed: Here you are Reaches into boot and pulls out jar of Taoist potion
Addy: suspiciously Is that…
Jackie: hugs bottle Taoist water YAY!
Creed: --'
Addy: HAND THAT OVER! Tackles Jackie
Jackie: NOOOOOOO! MY WATER! opens bottle and drinks
Addy: Oh no you don't! grabs bottle and drinks rest
Creed: shudders girls….they're all the same…creeps to door
Both: OH NO YOU DON'T! tackle Creed
Addy: We haven't finished questioning you yet!
Jackie: pulls out random piece of rope LET'S TIE HIM UP!
both tie Creed to the chair until only his mouth is seen
Addy: Favorite color?
Creed: hot pink
Jackie: Really? That's my favorite color too!
Addy: Really? I prefer light pink…or red…but who cares, just ask your question!
Jackie: kay! Do you like watching purple camels walk into a sunset, singing nursery rhymes?
Creed: O.o
Jackie: no?
Creed: No.
Addy: Why'd you really kill Saya?
Creed: b/c she liked Train and not me.
Jackie: You killed her just for that!
Creed: What can I say? I have serious issues when it comes to jealousy.
Addy: No kidding
Jackie: WAIT! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T IN LOVE WITH TRAIN! scratches nails on random chalkboard that appears out of nowhere
Addy: SHUT THE OPPOSITE OF HEAVEN UP AND SIT DOWN! HE MEANT LIKE AS IN FRIENDSHIP LIKE!
Jackie: Oh. starts giggling crazily
Creed: Can I go now?
Addy: No
Creed: You guys are nuts
Jackie: Can I have your sword?
Creed: Are you a sane person?
Jackie: scratches head Uh, no?
Creed: There's your answer.
Jackie: sticks out tounge meany
Addy: What are your pajamas like?
Creed: hot pink with black thirteens printed all over them
Addy: Obsessed much?
Jackie: He's even more obsessed with Train then I am!
Addy: That's not possible, stupid smacks Jackie upside the head
Jackie: OW! I'M TELLING MOMMY!
Creed: Anymore questions?
Jackie: uhh…if you could be an animal what kind of pizza would you wear in your hair on a snowy day in August on the fourth of July?
Creed and Addy: THAT QUESTION DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Jackie: So?
Creed: I guess deep-dish with mushrooms, anchovies, olives, hot peppers, tomatoes, cheese, garlic, pepperoni, and watermelon toppings looks at Jackie and Addy staring at him oddly What?
Addy: Interesting answer
Jackie: INTERESTING! THAT WAS DISGUSTING! AND DISTURBING! AND! AND! REALLY GROSSITATING DISGUSTING AND SMELLY!
Creed: Train likes it
Jackie: where can I buy it?
Addy: You are the nuttiest girl known to man-kind!
Creed: Are you sure you two are related?
Addy: I'm still waiting for the DNA results.
Creed: Fair enough remembers he has a sword, cuts himself free, and makes a run for it
Jackie: Wait come back!
Addy: Too late. He's gone.
Jackie: We were running out of time anyway
Addy: See you next time on…
Both: The Highlighter Show!
Addy: With…..MY SVENNY-BABY!
Jackie: Wait…What about Train?
Addy: You were acting so bad today that I decided to punish you
Jackie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……
Addy: will you shut up?
Jackie:…….OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….
Addy: you're acting like a baby!
Jackie:…..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..
Addy: bonks Jackie on the head SHUT THE HECK UP! OR TRAIN WON'T LIKE YOU!
Jackie: shuts up and stares dreamily into space Trainnnnnnn….
Addy:turns to camera The shows over! Shut that stupid machine off already!
camera shuts off
questions for Sven can be asked via PMing!
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