Voldemort and the Bitch Potter
"Die harry potter!" Yelled Voldemort. You will die anyways because I have the most powerful wand ever and I am pointing it at you very hard."
"I will never die! Because I am scared of dying and I have a boyfriend who I want to spend my whole life with, and also I hate you and I'm going to kill you before you kill me. I can't kill you if you have already killed me, so please let me kill you first because you love and I hate you." Harry sobbed it all out on his soon to be death bed.
A loud boom rang out along the land and Voldemort started to laugh and then screamed. "Eat lead you bitch! I am not scared of your pointy stick. (Well, actually am.) But anyways, I have a gun and for some reason I managed to shoot you even though I have no clue how to use this stupid good for nothing chunk of muggle metal. But hey I didn't blow my head off, so let's dance,and Volty started to sing: "I'm alive, i'm alive, and potty is dead, and i am so happy, and now let use kill all the stupid muggle and mudblood pieces of trash. hahahaaaaa." Volty continued "I am the king of people with pointy sticks."
He began to wave his stick and yell advoltacadora what's the last part, and then blew his own head off. What an idiot!
And everyone killed each other! Happily Ever After!