It's A Visser Thing
Author's Note: It was written at 8AM. I'm not awake early, I'm still up. I don't own Animorphs. Enjoy.
I feel sorry for Earth.
Not because I actually care about them being infested or anything.
But they're being infested by Yeerks who take orders from an idiot.
It's probably the most annoying Yeerk I've ever set my eyes on. Visser Three.
There's really nothing I can say about him. The only reason he's leading the invasion of Earth is because he was the moron at the top of the list. But he thinks he's so great because of it.
I'd also like to point out that while he's trying so hard to take my place as Visser One that Visser Two is probably going to get there first. He's doing everything right while he does everything wrong.
Visser Three is so obsessed with my rank that he doesn't even notice there's still a rank between us.
In his world it's one, three, four, five, ect..
Maybe not. One, three. That's it, because his small brain can't hold any more information.
But I picked him to take my place taking over Earth, even though I hate him. He doesn't know that, though. I'm also sure he's done a few things for me I don't know about.
It's a love hate relationship.
Without the love, of course.
Because he is disgusting and stupid and can't count past three and forgot about the number two.
He was purple once. I have pictures.
But still, you don't understand.
Stupid human.
If you're not infested yet Visser Three will hunt you down. Or, I should say, get someone to hunt you down. He's too stupid to do it himself. Especially if you live on 22 Two St.. In Twoville.
Maybe I'll help him.
Not that I care if he succeeds or not.
It would be for the Empire.
Why are you still reading this? You'll never understand. It's a Visser thing.
Imbecile.
~Aislyn Marie
Ending note: I kind of like this, actually. I thought I was doing really bad while writing it. Let me know what you think.