A/N: Hello everyone! It's Emberwind8 with her super weird bestie Rikki! This is a super-random one-shot that came out of our twisted brains... So... Enjoy!

Also, neither of us own The Hunger Games characters.

Glimmer: I like chicken butts with chocolate!

Clove: Ummm...

Glimmer: I mean turkey butts are good too, but chicken is like so much better!

Clove: But throwing knives at your enemies is even awesomer! Who doesn't like murder?

Glimmer: Do you think Peeta likes me? I know that Cato likes me too but they're like so cute and strong together. Could I get both of them?

Clove: CATO IS MINE! You can have the fat bread boy for all I care! Plus, if he likes you, Katniss will be sad, and that would be so funny!

Glimmer: NO I WANT BOTH! You can have like Marvel or something. I doubt that Cato would even like look at you.

Clove: GO DIE IN A HOLE! Marvel is stupid and ugly! Also, YOU WANNA BET?

Glimmer: Actually I would prefer to die in a ditch thank you very much. And, HOW MUCH YOU YARKINSMARSH!?

Clove: Oh I'm sorry Miss Perfect, would the ditch please you more than the hole? Also, I WOULD YARKINSMARSH WHATEVER I WANT!

Glimmer: YOU USED YARKINSMARSH INCORRECTLY! Its supposed to be I WILL YARKINSMARSH WHATEVER I WANT TO YARKINSMARSH!

Clove: WHO CARES? YOU COULDN'T SHOOT A BOW IF YOUR BEAUTY DEPENDED ON IT!

Glimmer: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTY! I SURPASS CLEO FREAKING PATRA BY LIKE 40 CHICKEN BUTTS!

Clove: What the heck does that even mean? You're so stupid!

Glimmer: NO YOU'RE STUPID?

Clove: Is that a question or a comment? If it's a comment, GET READY TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY PET KNIFE!

Glimmer: It's both dumbo! Is it Jabby Jabster or George?

Clove: Neither, it's Glimmer's Demise idiot! Gosh!

Glimmer: Ohhhhhh. I LOVE THAT ONE LIKE SO MUCH CAUSE I CAN SEE MY FACE IN IT LIKE ALL THE TIME!

Clove: That's because I polish it every day in hope that I might be able to sink it into your throat later! Should I do it now, Princess?

Glimmer: **SNORING LOUDLY** Oh my dear Cato and Peeta, of course I shall marry you!

Clove: GAH! What is your problem?! We all know that Cato loves ME! TIME TO DIE!

Glimmer: **STILL SNORING** NO FLUFFY NOT THE UNICORN"S LAVA LASER!

Clove: You really scare me sometimes Glimmer... I truly have no clue what to say right now...

Glimmer: **STILL SNORING** NOT THE GOLD ENCRUSTED BAREFOOTED WATCH! DON'T YOU DARE WAG YOUR BUTT AT ME!

Clove: I'm just gonna leave you to your twisted dreams for fear of losing my mind while listening to you talk about them...

TO BE CONTINUED!

Yep... That just happened. There will be more of this at some point when I see Rikki or one of my other friends again, possibly involving Cato or Marvel.

EMBERWIND8 OUT!