High School Never Ends Lyrics
Artist: Bowling for Soup
*Drum solo*
Dumbledore: HEY!
Hufflepuffs: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Ravenclaws: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dumbledore: HEY!
Slytherins: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Griffindors: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dumbledore: HEY!
Harry: Seven years you think for sure
Ron: That's all you've got to endure
Draco: All the total pricks
Hermione: All the stuck-up chicks
All: So superficial, so immature
Bill: Then when you graduate,
Gred: Ya take a look around and you say "Hey Wait!
Forge: "This is the same as where I just came from,
Percy: "I thought it was over,
Charlie: "Aw that's just great."
CHORUS:
Ginny: The whole damn world is just as obsessed
Voldemort: With who's the best dressed
Draco: And who's havin' sex
Lucius: Who's got the money.
Snape: Who gets the honeys
Cedric: Who's kinda cute
Peeves: Who's just a mess
Harry: And you still don't have the right look
Hermione: And you don't have the right friends
Ron: Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
Dream Team: Hogwarts Never Ends!
Hufflepuffs: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Ravenclaws: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dumbledore: HEY!
Slytherins: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Griffindors: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dumbledore: HEY!
Neville: Check out the popular kids
Katie: You'll never guess what McGonagall did!
Pansy: And how did Millicent lose all that weight?
Luna: And Cho had a baby so I guess Ced's straight!
Lavender: And the only thing that matters,
Draco: Is climbing up that social ladder
Sirius: Still care about your hair
James: And the broom you ride
Dumbledore: Doesn't matter if you're 17 or 1-oh-5
Pavarti: Hermione Granger, she's the Head Girl
Padma: Ron Weasley, Captain of the chess team
Katie: Gred and Forge, the clown
Colin: Oliver Wood, the Keeper
McGonagall: Seen it all before
Snape: I want my money back!
CHORUS:
Ginny: The whole damn world is just as obsessed
Voldemort: With who's the best dressed
Draco: And who's havin' sex
Lucius: Who's in the club
Dumbledore: And who's on the drugs
Pansy: And who's throwin up before they digest
Harry: And you still don't have the right look
Hermione: And you don't have the right friends
Ron: And you still listen to the same shit you did back then...
Dream Team: High School Never Ends
Hufflepuffs: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Ravenclaw: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dream Team: High School Never Ends
Guitar Solo
CHORUS:
Ginny: The whole damn world is just as obsessed
Voldemort: With who's the best dressed
Draco: And who's havin sex
Lucius: Who's got the money.
Snape: Who gets the hunnys
Cedric: Who's kinda cute
Peeves: And who's just a mess
Hagrid: And I still don't have the right look
Lupin: And I still have the same 3 friends
James: And I'm pretty much - the same as - I was back then
Dream Team: High School Never Ends
Ravenclaw: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Hufflepuff: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Minister of Magic: High School Never Ends
Slytherin: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Gryffindor: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Harry Potter: High School Never Ends
Whomping Willow: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Giant squid: Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Snape: Here We Go Again
Everyone: Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh,
Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh