Assassins Creed 2: Teh Cread of the Assassins 2
"Wat wtf why didn't i kill borja" Ezio fought to himself as he stood in the weird room from the end of the game. "ok shut up i dont care" he told the floating light thing and went back out and kicked borja in the face "omg wtf r u doing" said borja and ezio said "this is for gorvanni" and he got out his m16 and blew the spanyard to smitheroons. NO EZIO said the alien god YOU CANT DO THAT YULE MAKE A PARADOX but ezio sed "i dont care u can all lol!". He wnet back up to the church and the priests said "where is the pope" but ezio said "i'm ur pope now" and went mad. He camped at the altar and blew there brains out. Mario came out of pipe and went EZIO NO but enzo used his telekeneeses and explodsioned his brain. He got thhe nuke and that was it whole wrold was blowd to hell.
"whoah my ancestor was crazy" desmond said as there truck speed drove away from the wearhouse "desmond this is no time for jokes" said lucy "vidic is on our tail and sun is going to destory earth!!" she sed. "what are the ransom demands" sed demonsd "1 billion dollers" WHAT THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS shouted desmond as he mad and angry leapt 100000 feet insto space and assassined the sun with his hidden blade.
"Very impressive mr miles!" said vidic OH NO VIDIC WAS IN TRUCK WITH DESMOND! History geek was dead on floor and he had a gun in lucys head. "u let her go Vidic!" said desmond but vidic sed "no" and blew her hed off. "now i'm really mad" said desmond and him and vidic had epic sword battle. Vidic had upper hand but desmund sed "i dont think so" and counterkilled him! He did backflip off wall and landed with hidden blade in vidics face. "well done.......mr auditore" sed vidic after he was ded. "auditore wtf???" said desmond and lucy sed "desmond. You are ezio".
And then desmind was ezio.
TO BE CONTINUED??