SweetieFlower996: Hello everybody! Welcome to my interview with random Sly characters! I shall be your host.
Carmilita: Is Sly here?
Sweetie: Um, yes he is.
Carmilita: WHERE? (pulls out shock pistol)
Sly: I'm right here, honey.
Carmilita: You're under arrest! I finally caught you!(holds up handcuffs)
Sweetie: You can't arrest him. Your in my FanFict. (handcuffs disappear in a puff of cloud) Okay, here is how this will work. Me or the reviewers ask questions. You answer them. It's that easy. Now, any questions before we begin?
Neyla: Is that a question on the test?
Rajan: What test? There's a test today? I DIDN'T STUDY! (jumps out window)
Neyla: Works every time.
Sweetie: Haha. That was actully funny.
Bentley: Who's side are you on?
Sweetie: Isabella and Gizmo's. Okay first question.
For All:
Who is the smartest?
Neyla: Me. For I have a British accent.
Sweetie: Big deal. I have a southern accent, and you don't see me getting A's in school.
Sly: It's obviously me. I created a new breed of cat.
Sweetie: I love cats! Except pink tigers. Sorry Neyla.
Neyla: I'm a tigeress.
Sweetie: No, tigeresses are girls.
Sly: Dissed!
Sweetie; What's the new breed of cat called?
Sly: The NAG-A-MUFFIN! (pulls a curtain to see a brown she-cat and a muffin)
Cat: (nagging the muffin) You need to brush your teeth! And comb your hair! And are you really going to go out with no clothes on?
Neyla: You're cute when you're being funny Sly. (bats her eye lashes)
Carmilita: BACK OFF MY MAN, SISTA! (attacks Neyla)
Sly: (leans over to Officer Barkley) Told ya she liked me. Give me my money.
Officer Barkley: Fine (hands Sly fifteen dollars)
Sweetie: (walks over to Carmilita and Neyla, slaps Carmilita in the back of her head) KNOCK IT OFF!
Clockwerk: Can we get on with the next question so I can destroy all of your misrable souls?
For Clockwerk:
Can you tell a good "Yo Mama" Joke?
Clockwerk: I thought you were peacefull and hated that stuff.
Sweetie: My older brother asked that one. I swear.
Clockwerk: I don't want to know. Hmmm, I know! You mama so fat that when she fell into the ocean, all the whales started singing 'We are family! Even though you're fatter then me!'
Sweetie: That's so old, the first time I heard that, I fell of my dinosaur.
Clockwerk: Who is your brother anyway?
Sweetie: His nickname at school is Killer.
Clockwerk: I bet ya he couldn't kill me.
Sweetie: Oh Killer! (a tall, strong boy with spiked hair and a nose ring enters the room)
Killer: What do you want, squirt?
Sweetie: That metal owl over there challanged you to a fight. (Sweetie points to Clockwerk)
Killer: (walks over to Clockwerk) You think your stronger than me, little man?
Clockwerk: Uh, yes?
Killer: Get ready to die, birdie!
Sweetie: Hold on, wait. Everybody place your bets! (everbody except Killer and Clockwerk place bets. Everyone bets ten dollars on Killer except Neyla)
Sweetie: Okay, go! (Killer starts beating up Clockwerk)
Neyla: How do you stay on his good side?
Sweetie: I help him egg old ladies. Get him, Killer!
TWO MINUTES LATER....
Clockwerk: (holds up white flag)
Sweetie: Give evryone ten dollars, Neyla.
Neyla: Dam-
Sweetie: WATCH YOUR LANGUGE! This is supposed to be rated K.
(timer goes off)
Sweetie: Good bye, and remeber to review!
