I was walking to Walmart on a Wednesday in the beginning of April when all of a sudden I realized that my spidey-senses were tingling. I turned my head and Loki was behind me. Pedestrians screamed, ran away, or took a picture of him.
"Loki?" I asked.
"Yes, Spi-" I covered his mouth with my hand.
He can't blow my cover, I thought.
"Wh-what brings you here on this f-fine d-da-day?!" I nervously managed to say.
Loki sighed.
"Alright," he began. "Let's talk somewhere else."
He went to a dark alley. I followed. There was an old man digging in a dumpster.
"Shoo, peasant," Loki said.
"How do you know who I am?" I asked once the old man left.
"Magical Norse mind powers that a mortal like you could never comprehend," he bellowed.
"Okay…so what do you want?" I asked.
"Well, a lot of things actually… I seek revenge from my brother, Thor, I want to take over the world, I want-"
"Enough! What do you want already?" I yelled.
"Notice me senpai!" he squealed, while begging on his knees.
"Who is Sendai?" I asked.
"Sen-pai!" he yelled.
"What's a senpai?" I asked.
"You are, my darling."
Suddenly he pulled out a strange looking ring and asked, "Will you marry me Spider-man?"
"WHAT?!"
The ring morphed into an iPhone as he took a picture of my reaction.
"April fools, you twat! What's a matter? Thought someone would actually want to marry you? Pah! As if."
April fools! Don't take any of that seriously. Purely meant to be joke. Co-written by me and a friend. :)