45. Score
He could not believe they were keeping score. No one in their right mind would do that, but then again Ichigo had given birth recently so maybe her sanity was probably lacking right now. But right now he had to get back to the matter at hand. Their screaming baby. Grimmjow rolled over to face his wife, her eyes were slits and she scowled at him, turning her back to him. She looked pissed, she just knew he was going to ask her to do it.
"No way, it's yer turn ta change 'im. Plus I have ta get up early ta go ta work," he argued, pulling the pillow back over his head. Ichigo rolled over and resumed glaring at him, she looked like she hadn't slept in months which may have been true. She didn't say a word in argument and pointed at the black board hanging above their bed, she had changed his diaper more often then him. But that was only because she didn't work.
"If you ever want to have sex again with something other then your own hand you will go change him," she threatened her voice a hiss, turning over again and throwing the quilt over her head ignoring the cries of their infant child. It took her three weeks to figure out what cry meant what, she was just glad that this was his dirty nappy cry. She didn't think she could even be bother to get up to feed him. She was simply too tired to care at that exact moment. Grimmjow groaned, glancing at the alarm clock. It was only an hour or so till he had to get up anyways, may as well get up now. His son looked like him but had Ichigo's scowl and was putting it to full use right now as he cried. He leaned over to pick up his son almost retching at the smell.
"Oh good god kid," he groaned,
"What the hell is wrong with ya, why can't ya unleash this whenever yer momma has ta change ya." The smell could put a skunk to shame. He picked him up, holding the baby boy at arms length, hoping he could get this over with quickly and that he wouldn't start squirming. As he began to remove the nappy the smell worsened and the state of his kids mess shocked him. No wonder she had forced him to do it. Now he knew why Ichigo kept score.
