Okay. We all know that I don't like Envy... or do we? Well, to save an incredibly uninteresting story from having to be told, I hate Envy. Hate hate hate. Whatever. Here's the story. I don't own Dole bananans, canyons in Central, Central itself, Envy, or Ed.
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It was a dark and rainy night in Central City. Rain fell from the sky like a waterfall upon the Homunculus's head.
"Drat. Why is it raining? It always rains when I'm hatching an evil plot to ruin Father's tie with tomato soup," muttered Envy, obviously angry at the water messing up his hair. Or whatever it is.
Suddenly, the ground burst open before him. The rain started pouring even harder and the wind picked up from a breeze to a gust. A huge canyon had formed - right in the middle of Central! How could this be? "What is this?" thought Envy.
The wind stopped. The rain slowed to a drizzle. "Oh," said Envy, "this is great. What the heck is this?" He stared at the empty cavern just now formed right in front of him.
"Hey, Envy!" shouted a familiar voice. It was Edward. "Oh, what do you want, pipsqueak?" asked Envy. "It's not what I want, but what you want!" answered Ed. He threw a banana at Envy's open, scowling face. This choked Envy into stumbling backwards into the newly-formed canyon.
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Go Ed! You did it! Authoress's Note: Yeah. I wanted Envy to die. Sorry fangirls.