There was 10 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Akamaru hopped off.
There was 9 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Kiba plopped off.
There was 8 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Shino fell off.
There was 7 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Hinata dropped off.
There was 6 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Shikamaru slinked off.
There was 5 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Ino fell off.
There was 4 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Chouji flew off.
There was 3 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Sasuke fell off.
There was 2 in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over". So they all rolled over and Sakura slid off.
There was one in the bed and Naruto said "goodnight, dattebayo!!"
"Pfft. I don't care" said Shikamaru, and he fell asleep right there.
"Snore" went Chouji, who never woke up in the first place.
"Eeek!!" yelled Hinata and Ino. They were both appalled at how rude some people could be.
Everyone left and got some wicked cold icewater.
They dumped it down Naruto's pants.
"EEEEEEYYAAAAHHHH!!!"
The end. I hope my stupidity brightened your day. : )