It was just another day. Another long, boring, tedious day as a teacher in Konoha High when he first really noticed.

He was just sitting at his desk, only ten minutes left in the last period of the day. The freshman class of which he was overseeing that period was one of his most rambunctious. He had just finished handing out a lecture and a detention slip to the biggest trouble maker of the group Naruto Uzumaki when he just so happened to look out the window to a very pleasing view.

A view of his college Yami-sensie, or to be more accurate, her nicely toned ass. Her action was innocent enough she had dropped a file and had bent over to pick it up, only she had aimed her butt in the direction of the window of the Algebra class.

Kakashi's eyebrows shot up at the sight and a small grin crept on to his face. She rose back up, her long blond wavy hair flipping up with her to settle back as a gold frame for her pretty face. The chances that he would just so happen to look out the window only visible to him from his desk was one in a million, but he was so happy he did.

Naruto being the little pest he also had a one in a million experience of being at the pencil sharpener right next to kakashi's desk. He also saw this little moment as well as his teacher's reaction and said very loudly for the entire class to hear, "What's happening outside?"

"What?" Kakashi said coming out of his little daze. "Oh, nothing. Just go back to your work."

"But you looked-"

"Oh just drop it stupid." Said one of the top students in her year, the class president and member of the honor society, Sakura Haruno. She was another one of his more troublesome students despite her outstanding achievements, she has what can plainly be called an obsession over the Quarterback, number one, most popular guy in the entire school; Sasuke Uchiha who is only up staged by his brother Itachi Uchiha in the senior year.

"But he – "

"Just let it go idiot." Commented Mr. Popular himself.

These three are Kakashi's biggest headache. On their own they are at least manageable but get them all in the same room together and it becomes a disaster. And of course the only class all three of them are together in is his, as if it weren't hard enough to teach algebra already.

"Oh shut up Sasuke." Naruto exclaimed "So, Kakashi-sensie, what was up outside?"

Kakashi was about to stammer out a lie when; BRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!

Saved by the bell.

Kakashi exhaled deeply and ushered his students out of the room. He looked at his work with dismay.

"I'll do it later." He said to himself "In the mean time…"

He pulled the blinds closed on the single window on the door and sat back down at his desk. He reached down and pulled open the bottom drawer of his desk reveling a slue of Make-out books.

"Oh I've missed you." He said anxiously. Kakashi contrmplated which he would read again. Well he thought to himself I suppose I'll choose the most fitting for the occasion. He pulled out Make-out Violence, the one in which the main object of interest was a long haired blond.

As he read he pictured his college Yami-san succumbing to all the erotic things in the book. Eventually his mind drifted away from the over-read book and began going through his own fantises. Before he knew it.

"Shit." He said eyeing the buldge in his pants. Well there's only one way to fix this. He thought.

His hand crept down toward his pants when.

Click.

"Kakashi-san?"

Kakashi's hand shot back up on to his desk and he looked at his visitor.

It was none other than Yami-sensie. "You sure have been here a while, it's almost six." She commented.

Kakashi turned to the outside windows to see the sun dipping into the hoizon. Wow, I didn't know I had been reading for so long. He thought.

"You must have really been into your work." She said walking over and leaning on a student desk in front of his desk.

"I guess you could say that." He said eyeing the pile of undisturbed papers lying on the corner of his desk. "So what keeps you here, Yami-san?"

"Oh I try not to bring my work home with me so I do as much of it here until the janitor kicks me out. I'd say you have about five minutes before the old bat makes it to this end of the building." Yami commented. She was the homeroom teacher of the senior class and kakashi was homeroom teacher of the freshmen so they were on opposite sides of the building and never really got the chance to talk much since their scheduales were completely different.

"Thanks for warning me, Yami-san." He said. Crap, he thought if I get up now she'll see that, I can't get up until she's gone.

"Kakashi-san, I've told you for years call me Bree-san. Last names are so formal." She said with a smile. Her eyes drifted down toward his desk. Is that one of those porno books like the kind I'm always taking from DeiDara? she thought to her self as she eyed.

"Sorry, I just don't see you that much," Kakashi said. Time to turn on the charm. "or at least I don't see you as much as I would like."

Bree rolled her eyes at him, "Always the charmer, you and Anko-san broke up a couple months ago, right?" She commented, giving him a side glance.

She sure knows where to hit. He thought almost cringing at the remark. "We decided to see other people." Kakashi replied with an awkward smile.

"More like you dumped her, right?" Bree asked. She paused for an answer, the silence was all the answer she needed. "You sure are a ladies man, aren't you? Kurenia-san told me you've always been that way, even when she went to this very high school with you. Though it seems," She picked up the adult novel, "it just isn't enough for you. The way I see it you're look for a woman who can do all these…things," she shook the book in front of his face. "but also someone who you could manage a sustainable relationship with. That is quite selfish of you because usually you can get a mary-sue girl that will make you sandwiches or you get, with lack of a better word, a hoe. But you won't settle for one or the other you want a woman with the perfect balance, one that can go from paying the bills to playing the bedroom in an instant." The two just stared each other down for a moment when she added "Of coarse, that's only an assumption from a college at work. Well I'll be seeing you Kakashi-san."

She started to walk to door when she said over her shoulder, "Oh yeah, and we have a staff meeting this Saturday at five in conference room 3, I'll see you there," she paused on her way out the door and shot him a sly smile. "Kakashi-kun."

Kakashi just sat there as she disappeared out the door and when the clack of her high heels faded he said to himself with a smile. "What an intriguing woman."

Please review, I need to know from you if I should make this into a story or just a two Ch. Lemon or if I should do both.