Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo. Or maybe I do (evil Grin). I haven't watched the rest of the anime series, know that they don't have a real final episode, but my ending will be more like the manga series. Now I'll give you a prologue and a OP song.

-I-

Dozens of Hair Hunt troopers were raiding the city of Paper Wipe Town for people's hairs. Dozens of villagers were captured and shaved of their precious hair locks. As they were being shaved, the Hair Hunt troops used their hands, which were as sharp as knives, and they teared through the villagers heads hair like razors.

As the villagers were being shaved, one man (or one monk) was watching them in a monk carried a staff with a corn jewel of yellow metal on the tip.

" I got to get out of here?" The monk thought cowering from the Hair Hunt troops. " I have to get help."

" And just what do you think you're doing, little monk?" One of the Hair Hunt troops said snidely behind the frightened, scared monk.

The monk nearly fell over at the sound of the Hair Hunt Troopers voice, but managed to use that to his advantage as he got back up and ran away. The monk blinked for a few seconds at the sound of the incandescent light. But while he was running away, he heard the sound of a Hair Hunt Trooper following him.

" Ahhhhhhhh!" The monk screamed running away from the Hair Hunt Troop. " Help me! Somebody pleases help m—"

The green haired monk tripped on a small rock on the ground ( which is sad because the rock was no bigger than a pebble; the monk has weak bones). He twisted his tibia, making him trip, and broke his bones on contact.

" Ooh, looks like this is the end of the line for you." The Hair Hunter raised his hands up and prepared to shave his hair off. " Have a nice time being bald, yo—"

Out of nowhere a giant razor sharp fingernail flew out behind the bald Hair Hunter and rammed into his back. The fingernail pushed the Hair Hunter forward and pushed him to the ground. The monk gasped, sweating, he looked up and saw a mysterious figure standing before him.

" There are two things I don't like in this world," the old man said as he seemed to be glaring at the Hair Hunters. " The first is watching people abuse other people, and the next thing is apple custard. It's just nasty."

" Ooh, we have someone who actually wants to start a revolution," one of the Hair Hunters retorted snidely. " Men, let's get him!"

" Yeahhhhh!"

All members of the Hair Hunt troops charged at the fifty Hair Hunters. But just as they were about to jump on the fifty year old man, however, they found him too be wearing different clothes. He was wearing high school girl clothes, a striped gray skirt, and a mini pink shirt. He also splattered his face and cheeks with lip gloss and makeup.

" You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?" All the Hair Hunters stopped running. Just as they were on halt, the man raised his hands up and his fingernails elongated. "Fist of the Nails: Viper Nails!" The fingernails slammed into all the Hair Hunter's and pushed them down.

" Woah!" The monk gasped seeing the middle age man beat all the Hair Hunters. " He's so mighty."

As the man was done, he walked to the young monk. The monk was fidget at the sight of the monk, how his fingernails were scratching his head, and smiling.

" Hello there, young monk. What is your name."

" My name. It's Ikkou. And what's your name, sir?"

" My name?" The man smiled as the incandescent shinned behind him. " It's Talon. And I I'm going to rebel against the Baldy Bald Empire