Whimfu1 here. I don't know who created the sinkids. I've always wanted to use them but know next to nothing about them besides pictures I've seen of them online. If I get their character wrong, uhh… ehh? I mostly wanted their depictions and what personality I can gleam from other author stories I've read. Which I will admit, I've only read the more happy ones.
I also need to go on a writing break for awhile. I got several projects and finals coming up. I would have released a chapter of one of my other stories but none are 100% ready. Instead I tried to pump out a oneshot in 24 hours. I got ¼ of this done before I realized I wouldn't finish it in time. So instead I will release a single chapter that has a lot of random stuff in it. Notice it's broken up into a bunch of smaller parts since it was intended to be a full story without chapters meaning compact scenes going by quickly.
Anyways, enjoy.
Lincoln walked alongside his childhood friend, Clyde McBride. School had just finished and they were yammering on and on about the latest update of a video game they both enjoyed.
"I wish the event quests just stuck around." Clyde told his best friend. "How am I supposed to build the armor if the monster doesn't stick around!"
"Doesn't that make the armor just that bit more special though?" Lincoln argued to no avail.
"Not when it's literally the best in the meta!" The nerdy boy lamented. "How am I sup-" Clyde's feet slid to a halt. A few steps ahead Lincoln also stopped realizing his friend's missing presence. The white haired boy turned and waved his hand in front of the kid's glasses.
"Earth to Clyde?" No response, Lincoln began shaking him. "Clyde?!"
"Beep! Beep! Does not compute!" A familiar robot dance qued Lincoln into turning around. In the distance a short haired blonde teen was running towards them waving her hands frantically. "L-lori~" Lincoln did not catch his fainting friend. The reason being, something was wrong. Yeah, the girl running towards them looked like Lori but she seemed… off.
The teen had Lori's cut but it was disheveled. She wore a dirty looking blue and grey sweatshirt and sweatpants combo. She had heavy bags under her eyes and she was running out of breath brought on by her more pudgy frame. She had no shoes on, only socks. No matter how you looked at it, Lori would rather die than go out looking like that.
"DAD!" Lincoln could finally hear the girl shouts. "DAD!" Don't know who she's talking to. Probably should just step aside.
The girl re-aimed her charge.
Lincoln stepped to the other side.
Again, the disheveled blonde changed her path.
No matter how many times he sidestepped the distraught girl was making a beeline straight for him. When he finally realized this, it was too late.
The teen crushed him in a tackle.
"Dad, I was so scared! I was cleaning in aunt Lisa's lab and I bumped into something and and!" The girl's pale face turned green. Years of couch potatoing did not prepare her to book it several blocks to catch her father. "*BLLLAAARRRGGGG*!" The disheveled blonde threw up onto the white head of Lincoln.
"Here's some tea…" Lincoln handed the girl who had just thrown up on him.
"Thanks, *sniffle* Dad." The disheveled teen whipped her nose on her sleeve. For the past few minutes she had been crying and begging for forgiveness which he did, if only to stop her.
After her initial throwing up, Lincoln abandoned his passed out friend and brought the crying teen home. He deposited her in his room and jumped into the shower for a quick rinse. Coming back with no harm done, he set to calming the girl who felt so familiar yet strange. It was almost like he was urged to protect this girl.
"Umm, soooo…" Lincoln sat next to the teen who sipped her tea. "Who are you?" The blonde looked up at the boy and began welling up. She threw her tea to the side and bawled into her hands. "Oh no, please don't cry!"
"Of course you don't know me!" The teen blubbered out. "I haven't been born yet!"
"Wait, haven't been born yet?" The boy pondered. "Your from the future?!"
"Of course I am! This is just like 'Return to the Future'!" The teen shouted between bawls.
"The movie where a kid from the 1980s goes back in time and has to keep his parents together?!" Lincoln yelled out.
"Minus the part where you accidentally become attracted to me because I've straight up called you Dad!"
"Wait that means-"
"Oh my god, you're even as dense as the parents in the movie!"
"Your my daughter!"
"Of course I am!" The teen found herself wrapped in a hug. She was shocked at first before bawling and grasped her tiny father's shirt.
"Ha! Got you!" The blonde girl nailed her father with a neutral special sending his character flying off the stage.
"Noooooo!" Lincoln screamed out as his final life was taken. His daughter, who he learned was called Loan, had royally whooped his butt for the past hour in several multiplayer games.
While most people would have been more concerned with the logistics of time travel and the impacts on the timeline from encountering their own child before they were born, Lincoln didn't seem to care. After her quick introduction, Loan had mentioned as a side comment that she loved video games causing him to pull her to the front room to prove it. He was not disappointed. They were having a blast and nothing was ruining their high.
While they battled, as usual, the Loud family started to return home. Being in the front room, Lincoln and 'Lori' received their usual greetings which the distractedly grunted at. Seeing a heartwarming moment, Lynn Sr. And Rita capitalized on the opportunity. Grabbing their camera they readied to snap a few choice shots.
"Uh, hey honey," The Loud father turned away from the lens to his wife. "Did Lori gain some weight?" Earning him a jab to the arm.
"Lynn, your being insensitive. It's just the lighting." Loan shoved a hand into a bowl of cheese puffs before shoving said puffs into her mouth. "Uhh… maybe not."
"I'm home." The oldest daughter of the Louds, Lori, entered through the front door. She tapped on her phone nonchalantly and walked towards the stairs. "Lincoln we're literally going to watch Love Boat tonight so finish with your friend soon."
"Ugh, fine Lori." Lincoln rolled his eyes as he told the ascending teen as he kicked his opponent off stage.
"Five more minutes, Mom." Loan tried to recover from the ledge.
"No can do sweetie, it will rot-" Lori stopped mid text at the top of the stairs. Who was she talking too? Off to the side, a shocked pair of Loud parents watched as what appeared to be another more slender form of her daughter ran down the stairs. "Who are you?!"
"Not now, Mom!" Loan rolled away from her father's energy blast. "We're busy playing!"
"Whoa~," A ditzy blonde came into the room. "There's like two Lori's now? When did that happen?" Leni spoke for the group. Hearing a commotion several of the residing kids of the house came to observe the ruckus. Lori stepped in front of the television.
"Who the heck are you?!" The real Lori shouted.
"Lori! We can't see!" Lincoln told his sister.
"Yeah, Mom I was about to win!"
"Mom?" Both Lincoln and Lori asked.
"Yeah, duh." Loan moved to look around to the tv again. She paid no attention to the confused family or teen mother. "Daughter from the future here."
"Wait, daughter from the future?"
"Uh huh… Victory!" Loan shot up going woo! "Alright three streak!"
"Hold up," Lori grabbed her daughter's face scrunching it up like a fish. She forced her to look left and right as she inspected the girl's features. "You literally look just like me. Minus the chubby cheeks."
"You say that a lot more than you should in the future."
"Ooo," Lori cooed at her. "I have a baby girl in the future! OMG OMG, we have to take a selfie."
"Wait but I thought-" Lincoln stuttered out but Lori was in photo op mode. Again, everyone was swept up in the moment rather than worrying why or how Loan was here.
"Alright smile!" Loan gave a crooked grin. "Oh… we'll work on that." Lori snapped the picture and saved for editing later. "Okay, tell me."
"Tell you what?" The nervous daughter began shying away her heart beating with ever new eye on her.
"When do Bobby and I get married of course!" Lori posed in dreamy like fashion, kicking up a single foot and looking heavenwards.
"Oh, uhh…" Loan scratched the back of her neck. "Who's Bobby?"
Lori kept her fountain like pose but gears turned in her head.
"Could you repeat that dear?"
"Bobby. Don't know him." Lori deflated at the girl's statement. "You married Dad in May though."
"Well… okay." This was going to put a major dent in her relationship with Bobby. "T-then who's my other half?"
"Uhh," Loan just erked her head towards her father.
"I'm sorry?" Lori didn't understand. Loan just pointed downwards to Lincoln. Her mother just looked between her daughter's finger tip and the boy it pointed to. "Okay, maybe I phrased it wrong."
"Who do I love in the future?" Loan didn't move her finger. A nervous smile began to wobble on the girl's face.
"Who am I married to?" Lincoln was still the target of the finger. Lori began to shiver.
"And who is your father?" Loan felt a bit of welling up coming on. "BIOLOGICAL father, not uncle, sweetie."
"Uhh…" Loan began to shrink back shake. Out of instinct she called for him. "D-dad?"
"It's okay Loan." The sole boy of the house ran to his daughter's side. "I'm here for you." Loan crouched down and held her father close.
"..."
"Oh, dude." Luna broke the silence.
*Thud*
Lori fainted and slammed face first into the ground.
The paper bag inflated and deflated quickly as both blonde teens with short hair hyperventilated.
"Oh god, I had a kid with my baby brother!"
"Oh god, I'm going to fade away like in 'Return to the Future'!"
"Wow, they are just alike." Lynn Jr. commented.
After the initial scare both mother and daughter were having panic attacks. One of which was already prepared with her own futuristic paper bag! It was more recyclable. She apparently went through a lot.
"Hmm," A now present Lisa was fully informed of the situation. "You don't seem to be fading. The future must still be intact."
Lori began puffing faster.
"Anyways, when were you born?" The genius of the family asked.
"September 21st, 20XX."
"Hmm, and you say you were helping future me in my laboratory?" Loan nodded. "And is that a government or private lab?"
"Lisa!" The now older mother in the room scolded. "Stay on topic."
"Right, apologies mother." Lisa heeded Rita's warning. The young brainiac fiddled with her scanner. "Hmm, something is wrong."
"Look, I haven't taken my medication sinc-" Loan was cut off.
"Not that, my future niece." Her odd scanner did another sweep. "Your clothes contain an element I do not recognize."
"Uhh, well I don't know."
"It's like nothing I've seen before." The young tike explained. "Have you been in contact with any futuristic forms of isotopes recently?"
"N-no?"
"Hmm…"
"Look," Loan waved her hands about. "I also just learned about my grandparents and seven aunts. I've only met aunt Leni and Lisa before."
"Yay! I'm totes the favorite." Leni happily cheered leaving Loan to hide her grimace. What?! Aunt Lisa had some cool virtual reality stuff.
"You haven't met us before?" The raspy voice of of Lynn Jr. asked.
"Mom and Dad had to run or something." The disheveled teen shrugged. "They don't like talking about it."
"Harsh, dude." The rocker of the family commented.
"Regardless of your plentiful personal problems," Lisa stepped in and rubbed her chin. "These reading just don't make sense with your story."
"W-what do you mean?" Lincoln peeked over the girl's shoulder inadvertently leaving Loan without a security blanket. Her arms flailed to try and grab him but retracted when she thought she looked desperate.
"It's like she-"
The front door to the house opened.
"I can't believe you brought her home!" The whiny voice of Lola announced her return from the park. From their spots in the dining room, no one could yet see the beloved twins.
"Are you kidding?!" The deeper voice of Lana responded. "She's awesome!"
"Roar!" A mighty, yet tiny, voice came out of nowhere.
"Ahh!" Lola ran as fast she could up the stairs. "Get that thing away from me!"
"Don't call my daughter a thing!" Lana shouted. "Get her Lizy!"
"Roar!" A small blonde girl in a green dinosaur shirt and a worn, red cap chased a scared princess upstairs.
Oh no.
"Mom always told me Dad was into blondes." Loan scrunched up on the floor.
"Uhh…" Loan adjusted herself on the middle seat of the couch. "S-so I guess this means I-i'm like your big sister…hehe." The teen nervously chuckled to the tot who had crawled on her lap some minutes before. The small girl looked up in glee and fell back onto the disheveled teen's chest.
"Cool!" Lizy gave her a giant grin. "I don't have any siblings so your my first!"
"Oh, uh… I don't either so that's cool I guess. D-do you want to play a game?" Loan looked to the dining room where a 'current' family meeting was taking place. Maybe a bit of noise would make it easier to ignore.
"Yeah! Let's play tag!" The little girl stood up on Loan's lap.
"I mean like a video game."
"What's a video game?"
"You poor soul."
"C'mon, let's play outside, Sis!"
"Sis?" Loan blushed, "We'll o-okay." Dragged along by the tiny force was led outside while the typical Loud family discussed matters.
"I can't believe you'd cheat on me, Lincoln!" Lori scoffed at the white haired boy. "You're my own brother!"
"I haven't done anything!" Lincoln shouted to no avail.
"We even have a beautiful daughter together and you go running with Lana?!"
"Hey! I bet I'm super cool in the future!" Lana felt the need to establish. This however did not stop Lori from slapping her brother.
*SLAP*
"You disgust me!"
"If I may intrude upon this sibling lover quarrel." Lisa finished her calculations. "I believe Lincoln was faithful to both of you."
"I always had faith in you." Lori held the young boy to her chest.
"I don't get it?" Lincoln pried himself away from his sister's bosom. "Am I cheater in the future or not?"
"I don't know," Lisa told her siblings. "Because neither are from our future."
"What?!"
"Oh thank god!" Lori dropped Lincoln to the floor. "I knew Bobby and I would last."
"Again no proof of that either." The young genius paced around the table as she explained. "From the trace elements it seemed they hopped between dimensions."
"Like I did with your watch?" Lincoln asked.
"Correct, but with a less stable device." Lisa surmised. "They are from parallel universes almost adjacent to ours where it seems some of us have decided… erm hmm. To strengthen our family connections with our sole brother."
"But we already have a strong connection?" Leni seemed bewildered. Luan was the one who went to whispered the meaning in the airheads ears. "Oh, got it… WAIT?!"
"Yes, Leni?" Lisa rubbed her forehead for some idiocy to follow.
"Does that mean like a whole bunch of kids are about to show up?!" The blonde girl asked.
Everyone went stock silent.
"I totes bet mine is going to be next!"
"LIZY! Come down from there!" Loan failed to follow her sister, from another mother, up a tree.
"Chill, Sis, I do this all the time with Mom." Lizy said as she scurried from tree branch to tree branch. A crack was heard as she hit a dead one, Lizy began plummeting.
"Oh god, oh god!" The distraught teen ran forward to catch her but tripped on an abandoned toy. Loan fell face first into a puddle of mud. Lizy did a single flip before gracefully landing on her feet on the fallen teen's back.
"Tada!"
"*Burble burble*" Loan came up for air. "*Cough cough* I hate the outdoors… but I'm glad you're safe."
"Ain't nothin'!" The young tomboy gave the girl a thumbs up. "You're pretty fun, Sis."
"A-am I?" The mud covered teen asked hesitantly.
"Yeah." The young Lizy wrapped her arms as much as she could around the teen. "Having a Sis is the best."
"Y-yeah it kind of is." The shaking hands of Loan slowly found their way on Lizy's back. She took in the new feelings.
"Umm, Lori." The two turned to a new voice coming from above. "This is going to sound really weird but-"
"Dad, Mom!" Loan, still with a mud facial, ran in carrying Lizy. "We got another one!"
"Yes!" Leni ran up and pulled in a blonde girl in a purple over-shirt and white collared undershirt. "Ooo~ My daughter is sooooo cute!"
"Leni!" Lori slammed her palm against her forehead. "That's Carol!"
"That doesn't follow the four L thingy?" Leni looked confused.
"I think what she means is that's your friend Carol, not your daughter." Luna started removing the ditz hands from the other teen.
"Are we sure?"
"Yes!" Came from everyone in the room. A crestfallen Leni returned to her seat.
"Carol," Lori moved towards her ex-rival. "We're kind of busy right now." The Pingrey teen looked wide eyed as she started doing double takes between Lori and Loan. Without turning, the girl called a name.
"Cila!"
"I'm right here, Mommy." Eyes turned to a small girl hidden behind the teen's legs. Edging out from behind Carol was a small girl in a purple jacket and brown skirt holding a teddy bear. She resembled what Lori remembered of Carol from back when they were in the blue bells, except several freckles that dotted her face. "Daddy!" The young girl ran and hug the youngest father in the Loud house. In the rush of cheers a very pale Carol approached.
"Oh god, it was that Lincoln." The worried teen muttered. Carol looked over to the young boy. "I hope to god we meet in college or something." Off to the side, Loan just recalled to earlier comments of her father's tastes.
"Hey there little miss," Lincoln stroked the purring girl. "Did you have a fun time seeing Mommy when she was younger?"
"Yeah, but she doesn't really look different." Carol innerly celebrated, looks like she aged up well. "She's just not wearing as much makeup." Dang it.
"Really, Lincoln?!" Lori turned up her nose as her rivalry somewhat resurfaced. "Carol?!"
"Hey, I don't remember doing it."
"That's because nothing happened, hehe" Carol nervously chuckled hearing the implications. "Any chance this is some crazy misunderstanding?"
"Unfortunately not, Miss Pingrey." Lisa did a quick scan of the girl still latched onto her brother. "Mmmhmm, she also has the same element as Loan and Lizy."
"Element?" Carol asked out of the loop.
"Yes, your daughter is from another dimension yada yada," Lisa waved her hand in laddie dah fashion while looking at the scan. "Might not be married to Lincoln in the future, you can feel safe with this and abandon her here with us."
"I'm totally not abandoning her here with you!" Carol ran over and held both her daughter father combo. "Where she goes, I go."
"Hmm…" Lisa quickly flashed a light into the protective mother's eyes. "I see, maternal instincts can carry over dimensions. I'll mark this down. Either way," The genius moved away and continued. "I have enough samples to track the anonymous element."
"And that does?" Luan asked.
*Ding*
"We can track the other, of what I'm assuming, Lincoln children from other dimensions." Lisa adjusted her glasses and looked at her device. "And there seems to be one at the edge of town near that greenbelt."
"What?!"
"I suggest sending the eldest among us, and Lincoln, to search for them." The genius already started walking away. "I'll start working on a way to locate their universes and return them."
"Alright, let's like go!" Leni shouted. "My baby's wearing an atrocious greenbelt and I will not stand for it!" The platinum blonde grabbed the keys only for them to be swiped out of her hands.
"Wait, I'm driving!" Lori swatted her hand. "Carol you take Leni, Luna, and Luan. Loan, Lynn, and Lincoln are with me!"
"Uhh…" Loan backed up, "Perhaps I should stay here."
"C'mon Loan, you're literally one of the oldest here!"
"I-iiii"
"We're wasting time!" Lori grabbed Loan's arm, Lizy quickly crawled off her half sister. "Let's go!"
Dragged to the van like a concrete statue, Loan soon found herself being comforted by here father as she hyperventilated.
"Okay," Lori shouted out to her four as they jumped out of the car. The other group wrapped around the greenbelt to start their search on the other side. "Fan out and find this kid!"
"Wait, I don't even have shoes, less a phone…" Loan looked up to the backs of her family already running away from her. "Dang it!"
Loan hesitantly stepped out of the family van. Her toe tapped the ground and dampened with dew. She shivered at its coldness. The sun was not down but it was setting. The sky was glowing orange like streaks of fire across the clouds. The frazzled girl finally placed a full foot on the ground.
"Ouch!" Loan suddenly tiptoed emitting painful squeals as she made it to a soft patch of grass. "Eep! Ow! Ow! So much gravel. Uhh…" Loan looked around. "I'll just look over here, Mom!"
Lori was already too far away shouting herself.
"You know, if they see the car!" Loan justified herself. She looked around a bit and whistled.
The breeze was calm and, for the sake of her feet, she only walked on the soft grass. Her path was mostly just a pace back and forth as she whistled with the crickets and crying girl.
…
"Dang it!" Loan shouted. "She's ove-" looking outwards the disheveled blonde could only see her father's white cowlick in the distance. Biting her nails, Loan began looking back and forth between her parents and the area the crying was coming from. "Crap! D-don't worry! Y-you're big sis is coming!"
Taking a deep breath, Loan began leaping from soft patch to soft patch as if the gravel was lava. Playing her own ridiculous game, she slowly made her way to the sound. The sniffling eventually led to a patch of bushes in which Loan discovered where a pale girl was surrounded by a fairy ring. Her blonde pigtails already cued the the big sis that she was on of her father's.
"Uhh, h-hey…" Loan stepped towards the fragile maiden. The young girl quickly turned as in a movie, her tears sparkling off her cheeks. She was in a private school uniform and pleated pink skirt. Oh crap, Loan thought. She was a cute loli.
The girl scrambled to her feet and brushed off the dirt from her skirt. Swiping away her tears and finding her center she addressed Loan.
"Well it's about time!" The little girl said through the gap in her teeth. "Do you know how long I've been out here?!"
"Ohh… Tsundere… got it." Loan stepped forward with a nervous smile.
"What the heck took you so long, Auntie Lori?!" The pale girl demanded to know.
"Oh I'm not Mom, uhh… I'm your big sis, Loan." The bright blue eyes of the girl scanned the fidgeting form of the teen.
"Hmm, I was wondering why you lacked your usual dignity." The school girl said with no concern. "When did Daddy have you?"
"Actually there's a story to that, uhh want to come with me?" Loan point back to where she came from.
"You look like one of those stranger danger people… but fine." The young girl held out her hand. "Well?"
"Uhh, s-sure." Loan took the girl's hand. While she put up her act, the teen could feel a bit of the girl's shaking. Loan sighed and put on a brave face for her before leading the way, no longer caring about the stinging nettles on her socks.
"So what's your name."
"Leia Loud, daughter of President Lincoln Loud and First Lady Lola Loud."
"Ah yeah, Lola, that makes sense." Loan nodded with realization.
"..."
"Wait, President?!"