Author's Notes: Okay, I'll admit it I love Johnny and the Sprites. I could blame this on my 1 yr old nephew who loves Disney Channel but I can't because I love Johnny. Hello! Avenue Q! Rod! Enough Said. LOL! Anyway: got this idea when I was watching it with him one Saturday morning. I put Rog through so much but I can't help it. Like I tell my friends: I hurt/pick/tease because I care. Now, rather or not they believe me... Well, thats their problem. LOL! I'm a sweet little angel I know. :) Short, one-shot ficlet.

Roger and the Sprites:
By: LOSTrocker

"I came to live in this house in the woods to work on my music on my own
But some how I feel its a magickal place and somehow
I feel I'm not alone
I was just Roger till I walked through that door but I am not just Roger anymore
I'm Roger and the sprites
Did you see one
Roger and the sprites
Could you be one
Roger and the Sprites

Nobody else see's us its true
There is only Roger
Now there's you
So if you should roll the rocks will to there is song and you should sing it too
...if you know who...

Roger Roger and the Sprites Sing along now
Roger and the Sprites
That's our song now
Roger and the Sprites!"

Roger came to finish when the others burst in laughing. "Oh shit." Roger cursed. "Um... Hi guys."

"Were you just singing what I think you were singing?" Mark asked.

"You like Johnny and the Sprites too?" Phoebe asked, catching Mark off guard. "What, its a cool show."

"You guys do know its meant for toddlers." pointed out Joanne.

"Okay, that would expalin why Roger likes it." Mark teased.

"Hey, it has Johnny from Avenue Q." Phoebe remined him. "He's awsome, and one hell of a hottie."

"Totally." Roger agreed.

All the bohos stared at him. "Hey, I'm secure enough in my manhood to say that." Roger told him.

"That was so cute how you changed Johnny's name to your's." Maureen told him with a laugh.

"At least he was able to write some kind of song." continued Mark.

"He's got to worry about copy right though." Joanne pointed out. "The song is all ready written by someone else."

But Roger and Phoebe didn't hear her. They went about singing the theme song again. This time Roger added Phoebe's name. Mark ran and got his camera so he could film the duet. Well, the film maker thought: It's not a master piece, but its a hell of a lot better then Muezetta's Waltz.

Fin.