Howdy, folks! It's Sagira here! For those who don't know, I put this story up a while ago and then I lost steam. It also had a ton of, shall we say, stupid mistakes on my part. I made certain characters too powerful and blah blah blah. So I decided to take it down. And now, I've decided to rewrite it so it's better and not so... icky. And bad. So here is the first chappie! (Please review)

Egypt At Its Finest

Chapter One: Splish, Splash, There's a Girl in My Bath

"Rise and shine guys and gals! Today's gonna be a beautiful day! Sunshine and not a cloud in the sky! Fifty degrees and expected to climb into the high seventies! What a bad day to be in school!"

Kurt slammed his blue fist on the alarm clock and grumbled. Kicking off the sheets, he crawled out of bed, yawning. He looked over to find his roommate still snoring in his bed. Stretching, he teleported into the bathroom with a loud, "BAMPH!"

He flicked on the light, the door already closed behind him, not caring whether or not it was locked. He took off his t-shirt and shorts, wrapping a towel around his waist. His eyes were still trying to pry themselves open when he slid the glass shower door open and stuck a foot into the tub. The yellow eyes popped open and looked down to find his leg consumed in bubbles and water.

"Vhat the-?"

"Ummm.... 'scuse me, but could you um.... maybe get out for a minute?"

Kurt looked towards the end of the tub and his eyes widened, all signs of sleepiness gone. A pair of knees stuck up out of the bubbles and a head as well. The bubbles were too thick to see anything else, but still Kurt blushed as well as the girl he was looking at. Kurt saw that she was only 16 or 17, as he was, and her long, black hair floated on the bubbles around her neck. Her green eyes sparkled up at him, part in fear, part in admiration.

"I-I-I'm sorry. I didn't think there vas somevon in my bathroom."

He stepped out, sliding the door closed. His eyes shrank to their normal size, but his heart still pounded out of surprise in his chest. Suddenly, there was a tap at the door and Scott walked in. Kurt's towel had begun to slip, so he quickly pulled it up and held it in place.

"Scott! Vhat are you doing here?"

"I just came to see if you were awake and to tell you to be on the watch. There was a break in last night. We haven't been able to see who it was, but we think it might have been someone from The Brotherhood."

Kurt glances nervously to the shower.

"No kidding. Vell I'll keep an eye out. Don't vorry Scott."

There was a small splash in the tub and Scott looked over.

"Did you hear that?"

Kurt's eyes grew wide.

"I... uh... didn't hear anything."

Scott looked at him suspiciously.

"Are you hiding someone in there?"

Kurt shook his head rapidly as a frightened squeak came from the shower. Scott glares at Kurt and slides the glass door open making it slam against the opposite wall. The girl inside screamed shrilly, making Kurt cover his ears. Scott turned bright red in anger and embarrassment as he slid the door closed quickly. Evan came running to the door.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Kurt. Why is there a girl in your bathtub?" Scott's low voice sounded dangerous.

Kurt began to panic while Evan laughed.

"I-I-I don't know Scott! She vas just here vhen I vas going to take a shower for school!"

"OOOOOH! You're so busted, Kurt!" Evan exclaimed, laughing.

"Who is she?" Scott asked, suppressing his rage.

"I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!" Kurt began to yell.

"Don't lie to me Kurt. Who is she?"

"Ich weiß nicht! Ich weiß nicht! Werden Sie bitte nicht wahnsinnig! Es tut mir leid!" Kurt shouted.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Scott roared.

"I SAID I DON'T KNOW! PLEASE DON'T BE MAD! I'M SORRY!" Kurt cried back.

"Calm down. Calm down," Scott says, more to himself than to Kurt. "Okay. Kurt, get dressed. Make sure she gets dressed." Scott said, then paused after Evan started snickering. "No. On second thought, you get dressed and go to school. You too, Evan. I'll take care of the girl."

Kurt nodded, his heart pounding in fear. He walked around Scott and threw on a pair of jeans and a black t-shirt. While Kurt got dressed, Scott exited the bathroom, closing the door and averted his eyes by melting the doorknob so the girl couldn't escape. Scott nodded to Kurt and Evan as they walked out to go to school. Inside the bathroom, Kurt heard the tub draining and someone getting out. As he stepped in the hallway, closing the door behind him, he sighed in relief.