Maibe: This is Hellsing, this is Hellsing. Ghouls groan in the dead of night
Magdalene: We do not own neither Hellsing nor Nightmare before Christmas
Maibe: Hikari can we go to the Hellsing Mansion this holiday?
Magdalene: (blanches) Sure Yami...
This is Hellsing!
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Hellsing
This is Hellsing, this is Hellsing
Ghouls groan in the dead of night
This is Hellsing, everybody make a scene
Drink the blood of the humans till they die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Hellsing
Seras is the one hiding under your bed
Fangs ground sharp and eyes glowing red
Walter is the one hiding under your stairs
Fingers like wires and ghoul flesh in his hair
This is Hellsing, this is Hellsing
Hellsing! Hellsing! Hellsing! Hellsing!
In this town we call home
Everyone hails to the vampire song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Anderson's waiting now to pounce, & how you'll…
SCREAM! This is Hellsing
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Fly with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everybody scream
In our town of Hellsing!
Schrödinger is the cat with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
Pip is the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
Rip is the wind blowing though your hair
Major is the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Hellsing, this is Hellsing
Hellsing! Hellsing! Hellsing! Hellsing!
Hellsing! Hellsing!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Hellsing
In this town
Don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise
Alucard the vamp might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Hellsing, everybody scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man Alucard is King of the Nosferatu
Everybody hail the Vampire King now
This is Hellsing, this is Hellsing
Hellsing! Hellsing! Hellsing! Hellsing!
In this town we call home
Everybody hail to the vampire song
La la-la-la, Hellsing! Hellsing!
La la-la-la, Hellsing! Hellsing!
WHEE!!! Ha Ha Ha!
Maibe: I love that!
Magdalene: I must admit it's quite catchy
Alucard + Sir Integra: Take a chance and roll the dice. Fly with the moon in the dead of night!
Rip Van Winkle: In this town we call home, everyone hails to the vampire song
Walter C. Domez: Please review Lady Maibe's envisionment of This is Halloween