here's the cover btw nibbers
The year was 3017.
No that isn't a typo you cuck
In a spaceship flying towards the sun, an intense battle was about to begin.
Nagito Komaeda crossed his arms, his jacket blowing in the wind, as he stood before Supreme Space God Donald Trump. "You're stronger than I thought", spat Nagito. "I'll have to use the power of the Emeralds to win this one."
Donald Trump chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
"Trump you fucking meme" Komaeda said. "Why the fuck would you do that you fucking-"
Donald pointed forward, summoning his Stand, Mike Pence. "I'll give you a bagel if you fly in to the sun and kill yourself."
"Deal." Komaeda said.
3020..
It's been a few years since Nagito flew into the sun and turned it into a giant bagel. Everyone was dying. Little life was left. Trump had gone to his own home planet, Earth 2, and built his own sun there.
"Master Trump," Obama called out, walking into the White House.
"That's not the name I told you to refer to me by." Donald scoffed.
Obama sighed, before saying "Master of the Longest Dick of the Galaxy, my Dorito Lord.."
"That's more like it." Trump said, standing up from his throne.
"We have report that the bagel sun is slowly flying towards our planet, and may bring destruction. It's turned into a bagel shape ship being drove by Nagito Komaeda." Obama reported.
"fuck" Trump said.
"Master Nagito." called out the suffering author of this story's best friend, Sammy, as he bowed before Bagel God Komaeda. Nagito turned towards him, looking away from the wheel of his bagel shaped spaceship.
"What is it, peasant?" Komaeda said.
"can i suck your dick" Sammy said.
"hell no" Nagito said, using laser eyes to erase Sammy.
Komaeda turned, continuing to fap to pictures of bagels while piloting the ship. But suddenly, the door was kicked open, by a squadron from Trump's team.
"Freeze, motherhecker." Hiyoko said, pulling out a shotgun. At her sides were Helix from Arms and Hyouka Fuwa, who all had guns as well, pointing them at Bagel God Komaeda.
"what the fuck" responded Nagito.
"be gone thot" Helix said, throwing his gun to the side and pulling out a rocket launcher, firing it at rapid fire at Nagito. Komaeda dodged, skidding across the ground, as his laptop full of bagel porn was destroyed.
Nagito rushed forward, Hiyoko Saionji pulling out a katana to prepare to slash him in half. Komaeda used a Falcon Punch, striking her through the chest, commenting "lmao you're flat"
Nagito ripped Hiyoko in half, before being shot in the face by Hyouka, dying.
"heck" said Nagito, after dying, then going back to being dead.
"Master Trump, we've succeeded." reported Hiyoko Saionji.
"hyouka did everything" Helix said.
"yea heck u saionji" Hyouka said.
"heck you more nibber" Hiyoko said.
Trump then called out "Okay, your executions will be held off for another 13 years. Now, go blow up his bagel ship and I'll make it 13 years and 4 hours.". The soldiers were nervous, but nodded.
"Yes sir."
Obama walked into the remains of the bagel ship, chuckling. "They had no idea Komaeda was just a mere servant to me. Now, I will use my full power and destroy the ear-"
Then Hyouka Fuwa blew up the bagel ship.
the end
oh yeah vivian and souda had sex the entirety of this fan fic
even the few years gap
they had sex for a few years
the end
In the remains of the bagel ship, laying in a desert, the arm of Obama suddenly broke out.
To be continued