Disclaimer: I own nothing. My life is pathetic. Just kidding. What I do own is my plot, James' family, and the time I spent on this. Oh, and by the way a few of the things in here are from snickerdoodle. (Known on FFN as dannele)
A/N: I've done thins from the point of an 11 year old boys, it's going to be a little pathetic, but it gets better I promise
Lets leave something to remember us by he said. It'll be fun he said. It'll be no work at all he said. Sirius the moron Black wants us to keep journal from now until we graduate. Like we don't have more important things to worry about. It's only first year and we already have so much homework that I haven't seen the table in the common room for months. Now with this stupid project there's barely any time for the important thing in life; hexing Snape, driving McGonagall insane, insulting Snape, playing pranks on various people, annoying Snape and did I mention bothering Snape. But Sirius has a way of getting people to do what he wants. Except McGonagall. She could care less about what he wants. She proves that every time she gives us detention. She goes a little overboard, I think. Was it really so bad that we made a pyramid of the desks and were jumping off them to test our flying charms? Now we're stuck in detention. Who knows what torture she'll come up with now. Mum isn't going to like hearing about this. With dad dying last May and Anna to deal with she's going to be 'mad as cat used for bludger practice' as gram likes to say. I'll get a howler for sure this time. Another thing for dipstick the amazing to harp at me about. Who needs older brothers any ways? Remus says that 'It's probably just his instincts as older brother and newly appointed man of the house to look after all his younger siblings. After loosing someone so close to him he is also most likely experience to keep all those he loves safer so that nothing of the sort happens again and it appears to us as him being bossy, over-bearing, and an overall git'. As usual I actually only listened to half of that. Remus can sound like a psychiatrists' textbook at times and I get bored after a while. Though he is rather helpful and solving problems and avoiding trouble. I'd better stop now we have to scrape gum off the bottom of the desks now, with toothpicks. I hate these menial tasks. Oh well, at least it isn't polishing the staircases or doing something for the potions master.
I hate this project. My life is too boring to write down. But I have to write something so here it goes. Food is good. I like bunnies. Bunnies are fluffy. I like fluffy stuff. Cotton candy is fluffy. There are you sati- satis-, satice, happy now?
Sirius is off his rocker if he thinks that this is a good idea. I bet Sirius thinks that he's a genius for coming up with this device. Probably commenting on his good looks, wit and style. With homework, schemes, detention, and all the extra crap I have to deal with once a month I don't need anymore work. It's hard enough keeping up in school after being gone once a month. Though, I have perfected the innocent little boy look to use on teachers. My life used to be a lot easier before I met Sirius, not perfect but easier. Now I'm running around the school trying not to get expelled. This will be a burden. Homework only increases as time goes on. I can't see how it could. They've given every flipping assignment in the bloody books. James will have to help me. I'm falling behind a bit in potions and transfiguration. The l-word really takes a lot out of me once a month and coming up with lies to tell James and Sirius is hard. Peter will believe anything I say. I'm going to get some sleep I about fall over as it is.
Isn't this project great? Sometimes I even amaze myself with my genius. I bet everyone loves this. And it was all my idea. Handsome, talented, witty, stylish Sirius Black that's me. But enough about me, as it is to talk about anything else . I've noticed that Remus is acting strange again. Always looking as if he's hiding something. And he looks like he's not only exhausted but has had the crap beat out of him. James and I are starting to get a little nervous about him. His grades have been dropping AND he made a grammatical error on a paper. Remus hates grammatical with a passion. The worst is that he won't tell us, his best friend may I remind you about it. Other than that we've been causing trouble as usual. I think we should give our group a name. How about Sirius &co, Black's avengers?
A/N: I've done thins from the point of an 11 year old boys, it's going to be a little pathetic, but it gets better I promise
Lets leave something to remember us by he said. It'll be fun he said. It'll be no work at all he said. Sirius the moron Black wants us to keep journal from now until we graduate. Like we don't have more important things to worry about. It's only first year and we already have so much homework that I haven't seen the table in the common room for months. Now with this stupid project there's barely any time for the important thing in life; hexing Snape, driving McGonagall insane, insulting Snape, playing pranks on various people, annoying Snape and did I mention bothering Snape. But Sirius has a way of getting people to do what he wants. Except McGonagall. She could care less about what he wants. She proves that every time she gives us detention. She goes a little overboard, I think. Was it really so bad that we made a pyramid of the desks and were jumping off them to test our flying charms? Now we're stuck in detention. Who knows what torture she'll come up with now. Mum isn't going to like hearing about this. With dad dying last May and Anna to deal with she's going to be 'mad as cat used for bludger practice' as gram likes to say. I'll get a howler for sure this time. Another thing for dipstick the amazing to harp at me about. Who needs older brothers any ways? Remus says that 'It's probably just his instincts as older brother and newly appointed man of the house to look after all his younger siblings. After loosing someone so close to him he is also most likely experience to keep all those he loves safer so that nothing of the sort happens again and it appears to us as him being bossy, over-bearing, and an overall git'. As usual I actually only listened to half of that. Remus can sound like a psychiatrists' textbook at times and I get bored after a while. Though he is rather helpful and solving problems and avoiding trouble. I'd better stop now we have to scrape gum off the bottom of the desks now, with toothpicks. I hate these menial tasks. Oh well, at least it isn't polishing the staircases or doing something for the potions master.
I hate this project. My life is too boring to write down. But I have to write something so here it goes. Food is good. I like bunnies. Bunnies are fluffy. I like fluffy stuff. Cotton candy is fluffy. There are you sati- satis-, satice, happy now?
Sirius is off his rocker if he thinks that this is a good idea. I bet Sirius thinks that he's a genius for coming up with this device. Probably commenting on his good looks, wit and style. With homework, schemes, detention, and all the extra crap I have to deal with once a month I don't need anymore work. It's hard enough keeping up in school after being gone once a month. Though, I have perfected the innocent little boy look to use on teachers. My life used to be a lot easier before I met Sirius, not perfect but easier. Now I'm running around the school trying not to get expelled. This will be a burden. Homework only increases as time goes on. I can't see how it could. They've given every flipping assignment in the bloody books. James will have to help me. I'm falling behind a bit in potions and transfiguration. The l-word really takes a lot out of me once a month and coming up with lies to tell James and Sirius is hard. Peter will believe anything I say. I'm going to get some sleep I about fall over as it is.
Isn't this project great? Sometimes I even amaze myself with my genius. I bet everyone loves this. And it was all my idea. Handsome, talented, witty, stylish Sirius Black that's me. But enough about me, as it is to talk about anything else . I've noticed that Remus is acting strange again. Always looking as if he's hiding something. And he looks like he's not only exhausted but has had the crap beat out of him. James and I are starting to get a little nervous about him. His grades have been dropping AND he made a grammatical error on a paper. Remus hates grammatical with a passion. The worst is that he won't tell us, his best friend may I remind you about it. Other than that we've been causing trouble as usual. I think we should give our group a name. How about Sirius &co, Black's avengers?