Martin: Welcome lady otters, and gentlemen otters. We hope you enjoy this MMJN air flight today from Glasgow to London. On board you have me, Martin, your captain for today, and Douglas as first officer.
Douglas: Hello!
M: And thank you for choosing MJN air!
*TITLES*
D: Post-take-off flight checks complete.
M: Thank You Douglas.
D: Now, how are we going to occupy ourselves with a plane full of otters?
M: Well, first we're going to FLY the plane, seeing as thats what we're paid to do.
D: Well, some of us are.
M: Yes, I get your point, but that is still our job.
D: But Martin, why don't you get a proper job?
M: I do. I'm a Man-In-A-Van.
D: No Martin. A PROPER job.
M: Well Douglas, if you had ever been a Man-In-A-Van, you would understand that it is indeed a PROPER job.
D: Well, I have actually. That time when me and Arthur had o help with the piano. It's not that hard, I mean it was pretty easy for us, and instead of taking a van we took a plane and pushed it to the pub.
M: Well sometimes it is difficult. But I do need another job, or at least to be paid. I'm living on baked beans for god's sake.
D: And that's why the flight deck always smells.
M: You really do know how to be nice to people.
D: Alright then, I'll try and be sympathetic. Ohh Martin, I'm so sorry that you have to put up with the awful stench all the time. Better?
M: Right, that's it.
*ARTHUR CALLS THE FLIGHT DECK*
A: Hey Skip, how are the otters?
D: Well it's always nice to say hello to douglas too.
M: They're good thanks Arthur. Now...
A: I wish I was up there with you! All those otters!
M: Yes, Now can I...
A: There is so much you can do with otters. It is such a shame that I couldn't fit. You know actually I could've done, I could've stayed in the locker in the flight deck!
D: Yes Arthur, it is such a shame. You could've played charades with us! We really do need some cheering up, and it is starting to stink in here a bit.
M: Douglas.
D: Don't Douglas me, I'm not the one living on baked beans.
A:Well we could play right now?
D: Play what?
A: Charades!
D: You want to play CHARADES over the INTERCOM?
A: Well yeah, that's why I said it.
D: But we can't see each other?
A: Ahh thats a good point you see...
D: So it is almost impossible for me to guess.
A: OHh yeahhhh.
M: ARTHUR! Can I speak to Carolyn?
A: Yeah, of course Skip, why didn't you ask me earlier? I'll just fetch her.
M: Urghh.
D: What?
M: It stinks, and it definitely wasn't me.
D: Well, it wasn't me so by process of elimination it must've benn you.
M: But it wasn't me this time.
D: Who's the one living on baked beans?
M: Well, I did have a jacket potato for dinner last night.
D: WIth Baked beans?
M: NO. Now, where's Arthur? ARTHUR!
A: Yes Skip?
M: You were looking for Carolyn?
A: Oh yes, I forgot about that.
M: Well, what have you been doing?
A: You see, you got me thinking about otters so I went and found my otter book. Did you know the average life span of an otter is twenty years.
M: Very interesting.
A: AND there are only 13 different species of otters today.
M: YES! Now can you find Carolyn.
A: Ok.