Buffy's alarm clock rang loudly beside her as she woke up. She could hear Giles preparing the other potentials downstairs in her house in Cleveland. "Buffy. Get up!" Giles shouted up the stairs. It had been a year since they had defeated the First and all Buffy wanted to do was relax. But things had changed since the fight. Spike was dead. Faith had broken up with wood and had taken off. Kennedy had been turned into a vampire a few weeks after the battle. Vampire Kennedy had stalked Willow for days before finally causing Willow to stake her. Buffy ignored Giles and threw the duvet over her head. "BUFFY!" Giles shouted. Buffy sat up and began to sing…

Buffy:
I wake up late every morning
Giles is calling, I'm still yawning
Get up wake up stakes and makeup
Waiting for me don't be stalling
Cause This fighting is important
I don't think I can put my all in

Willow:
Hold on you were drunk last night

Buffy:
Now it's all kicking in and I don't feel right
Gave my number to a guy who wasn't my type
Now my phones on silent, I'm being polite
Cause of slaying, getting no time to be me
Just let me be?

Oh my Gosh, my days are getting longer
and there's no turning back I'm working the 9 to 5
Just to keep my contract did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy I'm working a 9 to 5
La, la, la, la...

Fred:
So you gotta do some idents for harmony bites too

Spike:
Harmony who? Sorry who I'm haltered for a snooze
Oh! Bites too da ones that made me huge
Like Katie Prices boobs.

Angel:
Whoops! Spikes being rude
Where's my blood and my sandwich? I need food!
I can't handle this,
I'm getting pi**ed like Conner throwing a tantrum

Angel and Spike:
Oh my Gosh, my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back I'm working the 9 to 5
Just to keep my contract did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy I'm working a 9 to 5
La, la, la, la...

Merlin:
I'm not sure what day just started,
Since my working year departed,
Ever since this fighting started
This pursuit's been everlasting.
I clocked in about a year ago,
and I haven't clocked out from the castle though
Morgana's attack and Odin's fights and jumping in to save the light.
basically I don't get paid for these magic acts on these stages,
I know that I won't get jaded, I won't go back to the minimum wages

Oh my Gosh, my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back I'm working the 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy I'm working a 9 to 5
La, la, la, la...

Merlin, buffy, spike and Angel:

Oh my Gosh, my days are getting longer
And there's no turning back I'm working the 9 to 5
To keep my contract did I say 9? I meant 1:30
I ain't no early birdy I'm working a 9 to 5