Heya people! Sorry I haven't been updating on my other story (Skulduggery Pleasant: Love and Fire) recently. It's kinda because my entire computer crashed and we still haven't had it up and running but we should have by the end of the summer holidays, I'm actually writing this fic on my friends laptop, because YOU my loyal readers must still be entertained! :D. And now with the story, I've always wanted to do a question fic and now I shall! We may have different fandoms but will mainly be Skully.P that's why it'll fall in that catagory!

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OF ANY OF THE FANDOMS I USE. AND THE QUESTIONS I'VE COLLECTED FROM THE INCREDIBLE SAPPHIRE LOTA'S FIC 'SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS.'

Now boring bit over and on with the show, BEWARE: DISTURBING IMAGES LIE AHEAD OF YOU!

1. Tanith Low
2. Dexter Vex
3. Anton Shudder
4. Skulduggery Pleasant
5. Valkyrie Cain
6. Lord Vile
7. Darqueese
8. Ghastly Bespoke
9. China Sorrows
10. Kenspeckle Grouse
11. Fletcher Renn
12. Clarabelle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
LORD VILE AND FLETCHER! HELL NO! *scratches eyes*

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Skulduggery? He's a skeleton. BUT A HAWT SKELETON. He does have an amazing complection.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wait. Clarabelle got Ghastly pregnant? O.o No comment.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
China? Yeah LOADS. But people mostly hate her after what she did, so it's mostly REALLY depressing stuff. But I'm a Chinduggery shipper so I'm kinda biased. :3

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Lord Vile and Dexter Vex. Need I say anymore.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Valkyrie/China or Valkyrie/Kenspeckle. Well despite the 'killed Skulduggery's family' thing, I'm gonna have to go with Val/China.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tanith and Ghastly. I HOPE SO! Ghanith is one of my OTP's.

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Today. It was a Fletchyrie. (another OTP)

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Okay, so Tanith and Darqueese are in a happy relationship (?) when China runs off with Darqueese (O_O). Tanith, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Fletcher (In Fletcher's hair-filled dreams) and has a brief unhappy affair with Lord Vile (WHAT!), then follows the wise advice of Valkyrie and finds true love with Clarabelle? Okay I'm gonna go now.

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Ghastly and Darqueese? Well this is gonna end well...

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?!
Valkyrie?! OMG AWESOME!

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Ghastly and Fletcher? W. T. F.

13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Dexter? But...but I love you. (seriously I'm in love with Dexter Vex)

14. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Tanith? NO. I'd just send Ghastly in there. The kinkyness of Ghanith. (see Reia Kellyn's AMAZINGLY FUNNY fic SkulBook.)

15. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?
If Tanith and Valkyrie got married I think Ghastly would be happy for them but heartbroken over Tanith.

16. (3) and (6) go on holiday. When they get to their hotel, the room has been trashed by (10) and (2). What do they say?
Anton and Lord Vile go on holiday...when they get to their hotel, the room has been trashed by Kenspeckle and Dexter. Lord Vile would probably just kill everyone.

17. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Valkyrie, China and Skulduggery band together and start singing Justin Bieber. *explodes* Wait a sec. You're all real?!

A-A-A-ND I THINK I'LL LEAVE IT THERE. R + R PEOPLE. I love you all. You are my fave one. Yes, YOU. YOU reading this. Maybe Adventure Time next? Or another Skulduggery one? Or maybe a My Little Pony one? :3 Who knows? Well while I'm at my friends, I MAY even post two chapters in one day :O I spoil you.

Bless your face. If you sneezed during reading this bless you.

~RiverLegend.