Tweek Runs Away
By Shadowgate
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Tweek woke up. He showered and ate breakfast. He took his Focalin which he was recently put on. He liked his new medication.
Richard gave Tweek a list of chores.
The list had 12 chores on it. In the meantime Richard Tweek looked at his bank account statement.
He hollered out "TWEEK IT'S BANK ACCOUNT STATEMENT DAY" and Tweek yelled "DON'T YELL THAT OUT IT GETS ME NERVOUS."
Mrs. Tweek commented "Richard whenever you look at your bank account you say 'it's bank account' day and Tweek thinks we're going to sell him into slavery."
Richard laughed and said "yep."
Tweek's Saturday was not getting off to a good start but Stan's Saturday was. He was with Wendy in the park. She had informed him that she ran troll trace on his ID and found nothing. She also previously informed him that the plan to dump him was done because all the girls were doing it. She said she felt horrible for telling him "I can't fix you" as if he was a rapist.
Tears came down Wendy's face and then she hugged Stan. They hugged tight in the park which added to the beauty of the park like the snow did.
That was Saturday.
On Sunday night Ruby was in Craig's room. They were both watching a YouTube Video which had an Alexa Commercial on before it. Ruby was annoyed and Craig quite frankly was sick of Alexa Commercials himself.
The commercial shows a man in the dark on the phone.
"Alright then it's settled you since nobody can pay the debt I'm done talking to you and the other eight clowns. I'm not calling you again and you better not think of calling me again."
The man hangs up and called for his partner.
"Cobra."
Cobra walks in the living room and says "what's the news Big Boss John?"
The man answered "I spoke to all nine contacts on Sesame Street and they say they can't get the ransom money."
Cobra said "it's time to shoot the bird" and waves his middle fingers.
Big Boss John replied "you take care of it. I'm going up to my room to watch interracial lesbian bondage porn."
Cobra said "Alexa please turn on the light so I can blow Big Bird's head off."
Alexa said "okay" and the light came on exposing a big bird tied up in a chair squirming.
Cobra cocked a shotgun and blasted Big Bird.
Cobra said "Alexa please clean up all the blood and feathers."
Alexa replied "you shot the Goddamn bird you clean up the mess yourself."
The commercial ends and Ruby is in shock.
Craig commented "that must be an Alexa PMS commercial."
All of the sudden there was a knock on Craig's door.
His mother Laura Tucker opened the door and said "Craig I just got off the phone with Tweek's parents and they say he's run away."
Craig felt like his heart nearly busted out of his chest.
To Be Continued