Title: The Magical Shrinking Penis

Summary: Remus and Sirius are having quite an interesting talk after sex one night. No sex, but very humorous.

A/N: PS: I don't own anything you recognize. No flames, please.

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"God, that was the best sex we're ever had," said Sirius as he put his arms around his mate Remus.

"Yeah, that was…," yawned Remus as he cuddled up to Sirius.

Some time goes by and Remus notices "little Remus" is still at full attention. "Little Sirius", on the other hand, was not.

"Siri, why's your dick floppy already?"

Sirius looked down at "little Sirius", and indeed, he was already dormant. Sirius shrugged and said "Dunno, it's always been like that. Why? Yours is still hard?"

Both Sirius and Remus took a peak under the covers and saw Remus' penis was still hard.

"Why is yours still hard?"

"I dunno, Siri. Maybe it's cos I'm more of a man that you are," he giggled.

"That's not right," said Sirius as he began to tickle attach Remus. "You didn't believe that when I was nailing you."

They continued their tickle fight til Sirius was on top of Remus as he had been before. Remus was getting very tired of getting tickled and dominated by Sirius.

"Alright," Remus said. "You're right. You are a bigger man than myself."

"No, not bigger. Just my dick is."

"Oh, by an inch!"

"True, true. But I have the bigger dick in our quite vagina-less love relationship."

"By one inch, Siri. Don't get so cocky."

"Oh, but you love my cock, don't you?"

"Yes, I do. Even if it's a magical shrinking penis."

Sirius sat up and said, "Magical shrinking penis?"

"Well, yeah," said Remus. "It's miraculously small for having come only, what, five or so minutes ago."

Sirius didn't know quite what to say at this point. His masculinity was on the line and being trampled by his lover. Sirius decided the best thing was to curl up in a ball and pout til Remus took back what he said. So, he rolled over to one side of the bed, huffed, and curled up into a ball. Remus knew that Sirius had had enough penis jokes for one sitting and decided to stroke his lover's ego (no pun intended).

"Oh, Siri, you know I love you and your utterly delicious body of yours."

Sirius rolled over to look Remus in the eyes.

"Magical shrinking penis and all?"

"Magical shrinking penis and all".

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Fin! Thanks for reading! Hoped you like it.

I would like to dedicate this to my fiancée who was my Sirius inspiration for this piece. (PS: Just to clarify, I'm a girl. :D)

Thanks!

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