one day jojo was in his studies studing about the mysterious mask he found and it was day but then it was night so he got ready to go to beddy bye in his fab jams and went into his bed

as soon as he got to bed he started hearing this wackass creaking from outside his beddy bye room so he sloOOOOWly got up to check it out and he was like nigga i saw something but he doubted it so he went back to beds byes

after awhile jojo heard the door creak open and he just layed there in scaredyness, afraid of who it might be so he carefully turned around and THERE'S FUCKIN DIO JESUS CHRIST

"DIO PLS NO GET OU-" he got cut off by the realization that dio was wearing nothing but a sombrero like seriously just a sombrero

"jojo i must tell u something," said dio "i'm in dokis with u"

jojo stared at the naked dio in confusion and shock. he couldn't put his feelings into words aka he's like fucked out of his mind

dio started to salsa towards him with his sombrero and stache that i forgot to mention earlier and finally leaned towards jooeyjojo

jojo was about to punch him in the mug but dio grabbed his arms like quickman and forced kissed him wow what a dick

dio's perfectly brushed mexican stache tickled jojo's lips and jojo was spazzing the freak out trying to escape dio's hard gays but it wasn't working and he gave up cuz he's jojo

soon jojo began to feel the hard gays and thought "wow i must be really gay no wonder why i'm so musculary fab" and just let dio go to town in his yap
this would make boy bands go OOOOOOH~

after dio was done with his stache tickling he got on top of jojo and flipped him over because he was about to dio like no dio has dio'd before but then he saw that jojo was wearing sparkle jammies and got really mad and ripped them off and there he saw the rotound booty he's been craving for then he then got his dio on jojo

"dio san pls be gentle i have a sensitive booty" jojo pleaded but it seemed like dio didn't give a flying fuck and went on dio-ing him

the bed started to rock like mcdonalds as the brothers fabbed the night away. dio's sombrero was dangling off his head like a thing and fell off and went on jojo's head because it craves the hair of a fab one

soon the bed went kablooie and dio's dio kinda went whoopish in jojo's fab hole and blood spurted out and now he has aids shit

jojo yelped in pain but dio didn't care because this was all according to plan he got the mask and put the butt blood on it and put the mask on bam oh wait that's the wrong way oh well then he was vampire dio and he flew out the window naked

after a few moments speedwagoi ran into the room screaming "OH GOD JOJO WHAT HAPPENED WHY IS THE BED DOWN WHY IS THE WINDOW BROKEN ABABAL;ALALALALSKDHHASDBBSABABSDBDS FHHSHSHH"

jojo didn't pay attention to his scaredyness cuz he was always like that. jojo got up and examined the room and noticed the mask was gone

"dios mios..." he said to himself