This is just some random shit I wrote in my classes and managed to get friends to write with me (yays)...god I got bored...DAMN YOU TEACHERS! Anyway DGM and BLEACH don't belong to me...I wish they did though...say any thing about the OOC-ness and I will take this pure stupid-ness down...AND! I WILL NOT ACCEPT GRAMMAR NAZI'S! ON WITH THE CRAP!

S: Hey Allen, Ichigo, Kanda, others.

All: Hi

K: che, you haven't kept your promise...bitch

S: 'bout what?

K: you said I'd fuck the Moyashi into the bed.

A: *blushes*

I: WELL THEN? DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!

O: Ichigo what's wrong with him! In front of little Nel-chan

N: Itsugo what's he sayin'?

O & I: NOTHING!

I: Orihime you try to stop him.

O: no way! He scares me...

S: well isn't that surprising you bitch. All he is, is a gay samurai who wants to fuck a boy 3 years younger than him into the g-r-o-u-n-d!

La: thus why he scares her. And don't be so mean Shii-chan!

S: blame me mum. She found my yaoi...again...DAMN IT ALL! THIS SUCKS! *rampages around and destroys random shit (lulz XP)*

All: Again?

S: 3rd time

K: no wonder you haven't updated.

S: yesh. BUT! Thank my friend for lending me her phone and letting me check me messages. I'm also still not done with that chappie...

A: I'm hungry...

S: me 2...go fuck Kanda or something...the fangirls need some yaoi shit I know I'm one of them...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

K & A: ...

S: yays~ desu

I: can you PLEASE STOP YOUR YAOI REFERANCES! At least not in front of Nel!

S: Ugh, I hate me math class.

U: why? Math is good for a feeble mind like yours...

K: well you just dug your own grave there four-eyes.

I: for once I agree...

U: What?

S: * death aura*

U: ...oh shit...DON'T KILL ME!

S: to bad~ *shoots Uryu* Ichigo here's your present!

I: what the hell are you talking about?

S: don't think I didn't see you 2...FANGIRLS SEE E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G~

I: whatever I'm taking him to a doctor *picks up Uryu*

A: why do you hate math?

S: M-A-T-H T-E-A-C-H-E-R!

O: what's bad about her/him?

S: SHE TALKS JUST TO HEAR HER OWN DAMNED VOICE!

A: really?

S: yesh. And imma endin' tis chappie here... I actually really bored and need to do my work...

D: Naruto ate my ramen...:(

S: wtf? Dede!

D: I like my ramen + Naruto ate it...

S: well you came at the end of za chappie...see you readers later! Dede say bye...

D: Why? e-O

K: shorter and dumber than the Moyashi and the Usagi

S: HEY! Kanda don't be mean!

K: I speak the truth...

S: oh really? *pulls out wheel barrel of weapons and bondage items*

K: ...I'm sorry...

S: good boy! *pats Kanda's head*

A + La: HOLY CRAP! Kanda apologized!

A: and to a girl!

D: Sometimes I ask myself what 2+2 is on Jupiter...

K: che, baka mega-Moyashi

A: Kanda!

K: what Moyashi?

A: don't be mean to her! Shii-chan'll kill you!

S: yep~ she meh best friend!

K: crap...s-sorry

S: good boy! No pat on head for you!

D: Bai!

S: oh right! We were supposed to end the chappie...all right...

All: Buh-Bye!

D: See you in Chapter 2!

Yay! Dede wrote with me! Imma miss you in high school Dede! This chapter is dedicated to the friend who wrote it with me even if she almost wrote nada...who cares...she goin to another skewl...DAMN YOU LVA! EVEN THOUGH I WANTED TO GO THERES 2 BUT IS 2 SHTUPIDA! XP

Anyway...wish you good luck Dede! Have a good year! G2g