This is my first fanfic in english, translation of "Comment lui dire?" in French. I hope you will enjoy it!
How can I tell him what happened ?
This short story take place in the laundry room of Capsule Corporation, one day after the battle against Cell and the departure of SonGoku to Heaven. Vegeta came back to live with Bulma again …
- "Hum …Vegeta ? Could you come here, please ?"said Bulma, a little scared.
Two minutes later …Bulma was cornered against the wall !
-Well ...I'm sorry but ... I did nothing wrong, I swear !...It was not my fault if your combat gear and gloves had shrunk because of the washing ! And ...And Krillin told me that they were extensible !"
-"NOT the combat gear ! Only the armour !"said Vegeta, furious...
-"Oh ! ...I see...It was very ingenious...Well, I promise you I will make you another one, which will resist to the "very delicacy" washing programme...So, calm down Vegeta...You don't have to kill me just because of a small mistake, don't you ?"
-"Very DELICACY, my COMBAT GEAR ? ...And ...And what happened about the color ! My gloves and armour are PINK !"
-"So what ? Didn't you tell me you like to wear pink clothes sometimes ?"
-"Sometimes IS NOT during a BIG BATTLE !", roared Vegeta...
-"Is it my fault if Mummy hadn't emptied the washing machine and had forgotten one of my red bikini inside ?"
One hour later, the washing machine's water flowed all on the floor of the laundry room, with smoke in the air. The washing machine was completely destroyed and looked like the cyborgs of Dr Gero : fit for scrap !
-"Hum ...He didn't take it as bad as I thought ! I was so scared to tell him what happened !" said Bulma.
The end.