Alright. I'm back. I'm sorry I haven't been writing much lately. To be honest, I've been a little bored of writing. On top of that, I've been watching anime a lot and doing homework/ assignments so I haven't had much time to write anyway. That being said, let me say why I'm doing a Roxene story. I think that Larxene is very sexy. I also like the idea of Roxas and Larxene going out with each other. I think it's cute as well as hot. Lastly, there aren't enough Roxene stories. Now, happy reading!

Disclaimer: I own no Kingdom Hearts material… -groan-

Roxas ran as fast as he could up the hill of Twilight Town just to keep up with Larxene, and it still wasn't enough. They'd just taken out a group of heartless in the Tram Common and were now making their way up to the station where there was supposedly a massive heartless. Larxene was already at the top of the hill waiting for him. Roxas was struggling his way up at halfway. Gasping for breath, Roxas fell to the ground at her feet. She scowled at him.

"C'mon, you bastard! That hill is nothing. And if it was the heartless in Tram Common that wore you out, then you're a pussy! Those were only a few purebloods!" Larxene snapped, kicking him in the ribs. This was only his third mission with her now. And it hadn't been long since his birth. It wasn't his fault he wasn't in the best condition. The witch put a fist in the air, and a bolt of lightning struck him in the centre of his back.

"OW!" Roxas jumped to his feet. He had to admit, even though she was so mad she'd kill him, she was so FREAKING HOT! His chest burning from lack of breath and volts of electricity running through his body, he moved on, the sexy blonde patting him on the back, nearly tripping him over.

"That's the spirit." She said sarcastically and angrily. They moved on up to the Station, Roxas on the left, Larxene on the right and a chameleon-like heartless appeared, its eyes moving all over the place. "Ew." Larxene said, summoning her knives.

"And I'm a pussy." Roxas whispered to himself. In the next second Roxas felt something rush through his gravity-defying hair. Reluctantly he looked over at the wall all the way to his left. A knife protruded from the barrier that led down to the underground concourse, with a few strands of blonde hair caught on it. He looked back at Larxene, who's eyes were flaming.

"My ears are as sharp as my knives!" She bellowed at him. The poor Veil Lizard scratched it's head at them, wandering why its foes were quarrelling.

"And your tongue." He whispered, only to be heard yet again. Four knives stood proudly at his feet.

"You know, for a n00b who's only been with us for a few weeks, you have a really smart mouth, you little brat!" Larxene had exploded into a fury. "You've been spending way too much time with that pansy Axel!" The Veil Lizard's eyes began to glow, bored of waiting for its prey, but unfortunately for the heartless it was up against Larxene. She saw it out of the corner of her eye, and got even more pissed. "SUCK OFF!" She screeched as she managed to throw a knife square in the right eye. Darkness evaporated from the wound where the knife stuck out, and the heartless began to screech and thrash about in agony. Larxene turned her attention back to Roxas. "Now…" She began, fire still glaring from her eyes, threatening to burn the poor, innocent keyblade wielder from the inside out. "… apologise!" More knives were thrown at him, except in the shape of his silhouette. Roxas turned to the barrier to see a perfect outline of himself through the knives. He was finding Larxene's temper incredibly hot, and a boner was threatening to show itself.

"Alright fine. I'm sorry." A smile, though evil, immediately appeared on Larxene's smooth face.

"That's better." She said. The Veil Lizard suddenly appeared beside them, it's claw raised.

"Hey!" Roxas yelled, shooting a fire spell into its belly, searing it and making it stumble backwards. "Can't you see were having a conversation here!" Having enough of its abuse, the heartless jumped down over the ledge of the station and down into the town below. Larxene nodded her head.

"Not bad for a n00b." She complimented. Roxas may have been new to the castle, but he knew a compliment from HER could only mean good. "How abut we RTC, 'ey?" Roxas looked at her, then to the station.

"Um, actually, I might stay here for a while." He stuttered. The nymph gave him a suspicious look, but shrugged it off.

"Suit yourself." She said, walking off back down the hill. As she did, Axel just happened to appear through a portal of darkness.

"Hey Roxas." He exclaimed, the redhead saluting to him casually. "Man, you must've had it rough today! A mission with that bitch!" He laughed, but like every nobody's laugh, it was empty. Seeing as though they had no hearts and all. Even Larxene's rage was empty, but it was still scary.

"Hah hah, yeah…" Roxas said sarcastically, not even knowing what sarcasm was or that he even just used it. Axel just guessed that he wasn't used to pretending to laugh yet. Axel pulled out two sea-salt flavoured ice-creams from out his jacket.

"Let's go on up." He flashed his fake smile, yet it seemed real enough.

"Yeah." He smiled back.

The two sat up on the tower for the next two hours or so, watching the sun slowly sink below the edge of the world. Axel went first to talk about his mission, rambling on about how he had to tail some peddler.

"… and then when the heartless came out, he jumped into some shop, knocking over all the merchandise on the ledge and he screeched like a little girl. Oh it was so freakin' funny! You should've seen it!" He took the last bite into his sea-salt ice-cream, no more of the ice block left, leaving only the stick. On the other hand, Roxas had hardly touched his. "Oh. Hey, you better eat it, it's melting." The sticky liquid of the ice-cream was slowly trickling onto the leather glove that covered his hand. The Flurry of Dancing Flames tried to make the situation more lively. "So how was your mission? Larxene too tough on you?" Roxas looked at him.

"Sorta…" he said.

"Still only using one-word sentences, 'ey? You really need to get your act together. You sound like a zombie. Got it memorized?" Roxas blinked at him. Just as Axel thought that's all he was going to do, the blonde smiled.

"Sure do!" Axel smiled at him.

"Awesome. Now, let's see if you can't answer the question with more than one word."

"Well… it wasn't as bad as it could've been…" he began.

"Really?" Axel asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Really!" Roxas defended himself.

"So I suppose you made the knife silhouette of yourself?" Roxas half blushed.

"It got better." Roxas said.

"How so?" Axel was enjoying toying with Roxas like this, though he tried his hardest not o show it… half failing.

"Sh- She complimented me…" Axel burst out in laughter. Real laughter.

"No, really, how did it get better?" Roxas scowled at him.

"I'm not kidding!"

"Oh come on. Give me something I could buy. She tripped. She accidently stabbed herself. Anything but that." Roxas continued to scowl. "Whatever." He said, still laughing. Roxas was tempted to tell him that the main reason it got better was because he know had a crush on The Savage Nymph, but he held his tongue. No way in hell he would tell ANYONE that he had the hots for that bitch. That smokin', hot BITCH!

They stayed for another half hour until Roxas had finally finished eating his ice-cream. They RTC'd and had free time until the day ended, so Axel went straight to bed. Roxas on the other hand spent some time with No. XIV in the city of The World That Never Was, going to a fast-food restaurant to buy some chips. It was starting to get late so they used a portal of darkness to get home, though it took them 10 minutes longer than it should have as Roxas was still inexperienced with using the corridors of darkness. When Roxas went to bed, he thought about the female blonde of the organization, and what she'd look like in her underwear. He nearly immediately got an erection at the thought, pulled is dick out and began fapping…

The next morning, Roxas casually made his way to The Grey Area where he would get today's mission. To his surprise, he was paired up with Larxene again. Today they had to destroy a few Shadow Globs in Twilight Town. Roxas was getting kind of tired of Twilight Town, but at the same time kind of happy that he got to be with her again. He went over to one of the lounge seats to prepare for his mission when Larxene came along. She came up to him and glared at him.

"Don't be late, big boy!" She glared as she went through a portal of darkness. He decided to stock up on magic, as that was what Larxene was into. Especially thunder-type magic. Saïx offered to open a portal for him, but Roxas insisted he could do it himself. He had to get better. And this time he was only five minutes late. He arrived in the useless little outcrop near the stores in Tram Common where Larxene scolded him for being, her impatience obviously getting to her. They moved on, noticing that there were more Shadow Globs than there should have been. "Crap, this isn't good." Larxene cursed. Roxas tilted his head at her, his face obviously asking 'why?' She looked at him and half laughed. "For every Shadow Glob, there are heartless guarding them. Anybody that walks past one, the heartless come out to defend it." They looked around, seeing at least one Shadow Glob on each wall. "Which is problematic for us." She finished, pulling out a kunai and throwing it overarm without looking, managing to get to get a Shadow Glob directly in the centre. "I hope you stocked up on magic. We're gunna have to take these things out at long range."

"Don't worry, I did." He said, firing a straight line of thunder magic at the bulbous heartless on the opposite wall, managing to electrocute into oblivion in one go. The sexy blonde smiled at his attack.

"Hmm, not bad." She applauded. They went around the rest of the town, taking turns in killing Shadow Globs, trying to kill them in different ways, their mission quickly turning into a competition of who could attack one and kill it in not only one hit but in the most epic way. Larxene's best move was when she spun straight up into the air and threw her knives in a pentagonal shape around the Shadow Glob, making five points. She then shot bolts of electricity into each knife, slowly increasing the charge. The electricity then bounced between the different points, filling the pentagon with lightning until the Shadow Glob could not take anymore and just vaporised in an explosion of blinding light. Roxas's best attack was when he placed a fire, blizzard, thunder and aero spell on his keyblade and threw it at the Shadow Glob in a strike raid fashion. When it hit it, the four forces blew up in a spectacular display of the different elements; fire exploding in the left hand corner, blizzard creating an icy, spiky crystal on the top right, thunder flowing out down to the left and aero rushing down to the right. Like a massive elemental butterfly. After they had finally finished their mission, they went back to the portal of darkness to RTC…

Over the next few weeks, the two had more missions together, having strange sorts of fun on their missions, such as torturing the heartless in the sickest way possible. Their affinity grew the more missions they went on, until one day…

"That was more fun than I thought." Larxene said smugly to Roxas as they approached the portal of darkness near the palace gates in Agrabah.

"My thoughts exactly." The spiky-haired kid replied happily.

"In fact, I'm in such a happy mood I might give you a little 'treat.'" At the thought of what the 'treat' could possibly be, Roxas began to get horny. "Meet me in my room at 10:00 once everyone has gone to bed. Don't be late." She winked at him and went through the dark corridor. The moment she left, Roxas hung his tongue out like some sort of dog. And the bulge in his pants threatened to steal all the blood from his legs. He awkwardly made his way through the portal, drooling over the thoughts that he was having. He may have only been born recently, but he was a teen, with many, MANY hormones.

After the 10:00 curfew (set by their leader Xemnas), Roxas slipped out of his room into the hallway without his boots on so he didn't make a sound. Luckily for the blonde, he didn't have to creep very far, because their rooms were set up in order of number, so he only had to go a room down. Also, the walls were soundproof, so if the treat was what he thought it was, they could make as much noise as they wanted to. He made it without any incidents, the lack of windows blocking out all light from the outside. Also, the doors were specially designed not to let any light in or out either, making the passage extremely dark without the lights on. He knocked on the door, and within a couple of seconds the door opened but only enough to reveal some of Larxene's face. She smiled evilly yet lustfully.

"Come in." She said seductively. In one swift movement Roxas opened, came through and closed the door. When he saw Larxene again, his jaw dropped in awe. She was wearing a sexy red leather corset with matching panties which were attached to a pair of equally sexy black stockings with a red lace pattern where it ended at her thigh, showing some skin between panties and stockings. She sat down and spread her legs wide open. "So…" she said "… wadda ya think?" Roxas's thoughts were racing so fast he couldn't think. He began to drool. Larxene giggled. "Now, take those clothes off."

I'm going to leave it there for now. Please review. And most definitely have fun ;) Thanks for reading