I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or characters. Except for Angel!
A/N: I'm tired of all my perfectly detailed long chapter stories. I'm reading a Rurouni Kenshin "Talk-show" right now, and I guess the sugar-high stupidity is catching on to me. Not Good.
So I'm going to do my own little Yu Yu Hakusho "Talk-show" strange happening little. Fic. There that's the word. PS- don't judge ANY of my other fics on this. It comes purely from the Stupidness [Note: not word] given off by Kuwabara and the Sugar-highness given off by other fics. ^-^
[Ok lets just get things straight. Keiko and Yusuke are sitting on the love seat while Kurama, Angel, Hiei and Botan are sitting on the couch. Yukina sits in the chair while Kuwabara sits on floor.]
Yusuke: Ok from what the author has stuck into my mind, I'm supposed to start this whole little thing
Angel: Wait a sec I'm supposed to be the "author in the story" person. So what's this about? Wait. Author sending message. Oh! -giggles with twinkle in eye- Go one Yusuke-san!
Yusuke: O.o Riight. Anyway, I'm here to start off this talk show thingie.
Hiei: Thingie? That's the best you can come up with baka?
Yusuke: What the. Die evil demon! -tries to punch Hiei-
Hiei: -side steps- Hn. You missed.
Yusuke: -Gets out spirit gun- I wont this time! -shoots-
Hiei: -side steps again- Baka Ningen! -Takes out sword and swings towards Yusuke's head-
Kuwabara: NOOOOOO! Urameshi!! -Jumps in front of Yusuke-
Hiei: -Slices Kuwabara. Kuwabara dies- Oops. I wasn't going to kill the detective. Oh well the stupider baka's gone now.
Voice From Above: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone: O.O -screams-
Yukina: Why is Kuwabara-san's voice in the sky?
Angel: -Annoyed look- 'cuz this is rated PG-13 and no deaths are allowed.
Yusuke: No NC-17?
Keiko: -Slaps Yusuke- Yusuke-chan! You jerk!
Yusuke: -hand print on face- Owwwwwww! Sorry Keiko-chan! Back to Kuwabara- chan. He's not dead? . But blood is all over the floor.
Yukina, Botan, Keiko: -Screams- EEEEEWWWWWWW!!! BLOOD!
Hiei: Mmmmm blood.
Angel: O.o Anyway. he's dead but he stay in the story. Sucks don't it?
Kuwabara: I heard that! Would someone please get my body off the floor?
Hiei: Hai, and the oaf's body off my sword?
Kurama: . I will. -Picks up Kuwabara's body. Gives Hiei swrd-
Hiei: Arigato Kurama-sama [Thank you Kurama]
Angel: Oi, Hiei-sama! People reading this don't all know Japanese!
Hiei: Nani? [What?]
Angel: Eh fool demon. How do you speak English anyway?
Kurama: That would be your doing Angel-sama. More like the author's but you two are one, correct? -sits down again-
Angel: Hai. Oh cra... cruppers! Language! Eh Kuwabara-chan-spirit person. You can sit on the floor again.
Kuwabara-spirit: -sits on floor- Well that was an interest first chapter.
Botan: Yeah kinda boring. I didn't get to do anything but scream.
Kurama: Well, sorry Angel-sama, but since you aren't being responcable I'm killing. erm, ending this chapter. Okay?
Angel: -half asleep- hmmm. what ever Kurama-sama my love.
Everyone but Kurama and Angel: O.O
Kurama: O.O' End. Now.
-Laughing in background as curtains close.- -Roses are smelt-
A/N: Ok, that was chapter one. Very VERY boring, I know. But I had to kill Kuwabara. I'm really annoyed with this stupid little song that someone I know keeps singing.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I think you get the idea. .
A/N: I'm tired of all my perfectly detailed long chapter stories. I'm reading a Rurouni Kenshin "Talk-show" right now, and I guess the sugar-high stupidity is catching on to me. Not Good.
So I'm going to do my own little Yu Yu Hakusho "Talk-show" strange happening little. Fic. There that's the word. PS- don't judge ANY of my other fics on this. It comes purely from the Stupidness [Note: not word] given off by Kuwabara and the Sugar-highness given off by other fics. ^-^
[Ok lets just get things straight. Keiko and Yusuke are sitting on the love seat while Kurama, Angel, Hiei and Botan are sitting on the couch. Yukina sits in the chair while Kuwabara sits on floor.]
Yusuke: Ok from what the author has stuck into my mind, I'm supposed to start this whole little thing
Angel: Wait a sec I'm supposed to be the "author in the story" person. So what's this about? Wait. Author sending message. Oh! -giggles with twinkle in eye- Go one Yusuke-san!
Yusuke: O.o Riight. Anyway, I'm here to start off this talk show thingie.
Hiei: Thingie? That's the best you can come up with baka?
Yusuke: What the. Die evil demon! -tries to punch Hiei-
Hiei: -side steps- Hn. You missed.
Yusuke: -Gets out spirit gun- I wont this time! -shoots-
Hiei: -side steps again- Baka Ningen! -Takes out sword and swings towards Yusuke's head-
Kuwabara: NOOOOOO! Urameshi!! -Jumps in front of Yusuke-
Hiei: -Slices Kuwabara. Kuwabara dies- Oops. I wasn't going to kill the detective. Oh well the stupider baka's gone now.
Voice From Above: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone: O.O -screams-
Yukina: Why is Kuwabara-san's voice in the sky?
Angel: -Annoyed look- 'cuz this is rated PG-13 and no deaths are allowed.
Yusuke: No NC-17?
Keiko: -Slaps Yusuke- Yusuke-chan! You jerk!
Yusuke: -hand print on face- Owwwwwww! Sorry Keiko-chan! Back to Kuwabara- chan. He's not dead? . But blood is all over the floor.
Yukina, Botan, Keiko: -Screams- EEEEEWWWWWWW!!! BLOOD!
Hiei: Mmmmm blood.
Angel: O.o Anyway. he's dead but he stay in the story. Sucks don't it?
Kuwabara: I heard that! Would someone please get my body off the floor?
Hiei: Hai, and the oaf's body off my sword?
Kurama: . I will. -Picks up Kuwabara's body. Gives Hiei swrd-
Hiei: Arigato Kurama-sama [Thank you Kurama]
Angel: Oi, Hiei-sama! People reading this don't all know Japanese!
Hiei: Nani? [What?]
Angel: Eh fool demon. How do you speak English anyway?
Kurama: That would be your doing Angel-sama. More like the author's but you two are one, correct? -sits down again-
Angel: Hai. Oh cra... cruppers! Language! Eh Kuwabara-chan-spirit person. You can sit on the floor again.
Kuwabara-spirit: -sits on floor- Well that was an interest first chapter.
Botan: Yeah kinda boring. I didn't get to do anything but scream.
Kurama: Well, sorry Angel-sama, but since you aren't being responcable I'm killing. erm, ending this chapter. Okay?
Angel: -half asleep- hmmm. what ever Kurama-sama my love.
Everyone but Kurama and Angel: O.O
Kurama: O.O' End. Now.
-Laughing in background as curtains close.- -Roses are smelt-
A/N: Ok, that was chapter one. Very VERY boring, I know. But I had to kill Kuwabara. I'm really annoyed with this stupid little song that someone I know keeps singing.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Peanut Butter Jelly Time. I think you get the idea. .