A/N: I was bored.
"TWELVE COUNTRIES! ONE HOUSE! 6 MONTHS! WHAT… WILL… HAPPE-"
"You don't have to make it sound so dramatic, you know that right?"
"Shut up Hedervary!" As I was saying… WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WE SHALL FIND OUT STARTING NOW ON HETALIA DRAMA SERIES!"
"Lamest title ever, Hokkaido, BTW."
"Was that supposed to be a pun on Hetalia World Series and Drama?"
"SHUT UP HEDERVARY! AND BEILSCHMIDT!"
"Shit, she can hear us!"
"Of course I can, idiot! I'm the Boss here!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever."
"I could kick you into the series as well any second, you know that right?"
"FINE! Now, I bet viewers aren't getting a frying pan on what's happening here."
"Really, Hedervary? FRYING PAN metaphors?"
"That wasn't even a metaphor, and yes, FRYING PANS. Got a problem with that, BEILSCHMIDT?"
"No…"
"JUST GET ON WITH THE FREAKIN' INTERVIEWS ALREADY!"
"GEEZ, OK! Well, here we are in the live commentary studio of Hetalia Drama Series, ready to meet the twelve participants in short interviews! BRING IT ON FOR… ARTHUR KIRKLAND!"
"And you said I was being dramatic…"
"DON'T MAKE ME GET MY FRYING PAN!"
A smartly-dressed Elizabeta and Gilbert swivel around in their chairs on one side of a coffee table. Arthur appears from the side, waving at the crowd and sitting on the vacant chair opposite the pair of nations.
"So, Arthur. First, you know, same boring factfile, age, full name, favourite colour, mental diseases, that shit there…" Gilbert muttered, bored.
"GILBERT!"
"SCHEISSE! I GET IT, HOKKAIDO!"
Arthur curiously looked at Gilbert for a second before ignoring him, and turning to face Elizabeta.
A/N: AAAAAAAAND THAT'S A WRAP! Preview over, I hope I'll get to update this soon! Seems like a very long project by the looks of it!