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The Lemonade Stand of Doom Basketcase91
Alvin and the Chimpmunks were running low on cash and couldn't find a way to support their raging porn and drug adiction. Alvin suggested that they put on a concert and use the proceeds to pay off Pepe,
their drug dealer and renew their subscription to playboy. Simon was so high that he was spitting out ideas and being the smart one of the group, he came up with an idea for a Lemonade Stand of Doom. The others ask exactly what it would do but Simon just continued to scream, "I've got the powder." After he came out of his drug induced coma, he finally figured out what his, Lemonade Stand of Doom would do.
It wouldn't stand, it would sit. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH. MWAH cough cough. So they made their Lemonade "Stand" of Doom and mixed in window cleaner into their lemonade so everyone who drank it would die and they could take all their money. They thought of a way to get rid of the bodies, finally they decided to feed them to Theodore. So everything was going great and the chimpmunks were making good money and payed a hitman to kill Pepe. Why pay him off when you have enough money to start dealing drugs yourself? Theodore grew to love the taste of human flesh and so became a three hundred pound Chimpmunk. But things would soon go all wrong for the chimpmunks.
Alvin: At this rate, screw buying a subscription to Playboy, lets just buy all of Playboy for ourselves.
Simon: Shhh here comes a customer.
Customer: (walks up)
Alvin: Our lemonade is not fake, coming here was not a mistake.
Theodore: O God, did you say steak? I am so hungry.
Customer: (Drinks lemonade and dies).
Alvin goes to take away the mans money when he realizes that were so stoned that they didn't even notice that they had just killed Dave. Well Theodore ate Dave and the chipmunks went back into child services where they were adopted bye the mad cow.
Mad Cow: Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Alvin: Fuck this. (pulls a gun and kills the cow.
Theodore: STEAK!
And they lived happily ever after.
The Lemonade Stand of Doom Basketcase91
Alvin and the Chimpmunks were running low on cash and couldn't find a way to support their raging porn and drug adiction. Alvin suggested that they put on a concert and use the proceeds to pay off Pepe,
their drug dealer and renew their subscription to playboy. Simon was so high that he was spitting out ideas and being the smart one of the group, he came up with an idea for a Lemonade Stand of Doom. The others ask exactly what it would do but Simon just continued to scream, "I've got the powder." After he came out of his drug induced coma, he finally figured out what his, Lemonade Stand of Doom would do.
It wouldn't stand, it would sit. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH. MWAH cough cough. So they made their Lemonade "Stand" of Doom and mixed in window cleaner into their lemonade so everyone who drank it would die and they could take all their money. They thought of a way to get rid of the bodies, finally they decided to feed them to Theodore. So everything was going great and the chimpmunks were making good money and payed a hitman to kill Pepe. Why pay him off when you have enough money to start dealing drugs yourself? Theodore grew to love the taste of human flesh and so became a three hundred pound Chimpmunk. But things would soon go all wrong for the chimpmunks.
Alvin: At this rate, screw buying a subscription to Playboy, lets just buy all of Playboy for ourselves.
Simon: Shhh here comes a customer.
Customer: (walks up)
Alvin: Our lemonade is not fake, coming here was not a mistake.
Theodore: O God, did you say steak? I am so hungry.
Customer: (Drinks lemonade and dies).
Alvin goes to take away the mans money when he realizes that were so stoned that they didn't even notice that they had just killed Dave. Well Theodore ate Dave and the chipmunks went back into child services where they were adopted bye the mad cow.
Mad Cow: Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
Alvin: Fuck this. (pulls a gun and kills the cow.
Theodore: STEAK!
And they lived happily ever after.