WARNINGS: This is rated M. Please be aware of that. This is also slash/yaoi (boyxboy). Don't like, don't read.
"Dallas honey, my pickle yearns for your mouth to touch it," Austin said in a sexy ass voice, "eat my pickle, Dallas. I beg you. Put your charming little mouth on this glorious pickle and listen to me moan your name in delight."
Dallas licked his lips, "Oh Austin, baby," Dallas looked at Austin seductively.
Austin sat back and watched Dallas as he devoured Austin's delicious pickle.
"Ohhh," Austin moaned, "your chewing sounds are so sexy," Austin complimented Dallas as his eyes rolled back in his head from the pleasure of hearing Dallas chew so violently. It was the sexiest thing his ears had ever heard.
"Austin, I love you long time," Dallas told Austin, looking into his desire-filled eyes, "and, since you let me consume this here pickle, I will continue to love you."
"Dallas!"
"Austin!"
They both smacked eachother's anuses with their anuses and went their separate ways for the day.
The hippo and pony butt-smack... Ohhh, the feeling was truly divine. Surely they will never forget the electricity they felt in their hearts (and their anuses) at that very moment in time.