Ianto was bored. Very bored in fact, so he decided to find someway to entertain himself. He decided to flick through the CCTV and see what everyone was doing. Tosh was trying to crack the code for a strange-looking alien artefact, Gwen was researching something and Owen was attempting to work the singularity scalpel, but failing miserably and probably costing them hundreds of pounds in plastic cups and paper!
Ianto then decided to see what Jack was doing. Ianto didn't really know what to think of what he saw. Jack was on looking at the screen of his computer, occasionally clicking on something, then stopping to have a look, a pleasured smile set on his face. As the camera was situated in front of Jack's desk, Ianto could not see the screen. He really wanted to know what Jack was up to.
"Probably watching some dirty alien porn!" Ianto thought to himself.
Ianto's curiosity eventually got him so he went to Jacks office.
He hesitated outside the door, wondering what to do. If he knocked Jack would have time to close whatever he was doing, and if he went bursting in…
He just decided to go for it and burst through the door. Jack jumped, looking very shocked and instantly closed the programme on his screen.
"Ianto, there's this knew thing…it's called knocking!"
"What are you doing, sir?"
"Nothing…Go away… I'm busy."
"Really? Well, I guess you'll have to spend the night alone then…"
"Ianto! Oh… O.k.…but don't laugh!"
Ianto smirked, Captain Jack Harkness embarrassed? When the screen came up, Ianto could barely hide his huge grin.
On the screen was a half-completed collage of pictures of Ianto! Ianto alone, Jack and Ianto, Ianto topless, the kinky ones they had taken that night when they got very drunk… loads of them!
"Umm…what's this?" Ianto asked.
"Just, uh, I, was, just, umm…"
Ianto shut him up by kissing him. Jack reacted, well, maybe he hadn't kept his collage a secret from Ianto like he had planned, but maybe that had its benefits!