Here's a new fanfiction. It's my first Kingdom Hearts fanfiction, so I hope I got everybody in character!

Lessee... I don't own anything except the plot of A Love To Outlast All Others Forevermore Amen, You B!tches, and Leroxabal, of course. I'll let you figure out her somebody's name on yer own.

This fanfiction couldn't have happened if it were not for the noble efforts of crazyroninchic, alssdg (I think I got it right!), and Emerald Tiara (for her Naruto Mary-Sue parody. Love that fanfiction!) for daring to mock one of the most horrific internet trends, and doing it well, too.

Enjoyski!

Demyx was crumpled in a whimpering heap when Roxas came in with Xaldin. Axel, the Flurry of Dancing Flames, stood over him triumphantly, roaring, "I totally pwned you! I am the champion! C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N! Got it memorized?"

Roxas arched an eyebrow and asked skeptically, "Axel, what in the name of darkness are you doing?"

"He beat me at Inuyasha: Feudal Combat," sniffled Demyx.

"I beat him good!" the red-haired Nobody agreed.

"I beat him WELL," corrected Xaldin.

"Anyways," muttered Roxas, "We're back." He held out an incredibly pink book. "We found this, too."

"I thought that it might be dangerous, but the Superior wasn't in his office, so we couldn't report to him," added Xaldin. "Perhaps he's back now. I shall go check."

"Ooh, pretty!" said Demyx, grabbing the pink atrocity from Xaldin. The older Nobody looked at the Melodious Nocturne before turning dismissively and walking out of the room.

"Let's read it!" Demyx said. By then, he had forgotten completely about his beating. (Everybody knows that it's almost impossible to win while you're playing as Shippo and your opponent is playing as Koga. Everybody.) He summoned his sitar and smashed the small padlock on the cover open.

"Wait, it might be dangerous!" said Roxas.

"It's pink," said Demyx. "It can't be dangerous."

"Marluxia is rather pink, and he's dangerous," said Axel.

"Very true," said Demyx. "Oh well, we can fight whatever is in there."

"You say that, but you can't defeat a small teenage boy that acts like a four-year-old with ADD."

"Well... shut up!"

Roxas snatched the book out of Demyx's hands and started reading.

"A Love to Outlast All Others Forevermore Amen, You Bitches."

"I don't like it already."

"By Mahou Shoujo Sparkly-chan." the youngest Nobody cleared his throat and began to read. "Leroxabal was wandering the chorriders of darnkess-"

"Do you think the author means darkness?" asked Axel. "If she does, she misspelled it."

Roxas sighed and continued. "Her long, straihtishly wayvy, golden hair (a/n: it has silver streaks in it) fell down to her waist and her eyes were vilet and her skin was pale, but not pale enough to be icky Her body was perfect. She had a perfect body too. She had curves in all the right places and she was really really skinny but not too skinny and-"

"How is that physically possible?" asked a sarcastic voice from the doorway.

"Larxene!" yelled Demyx and Axel in horror.

"What exactly are you idiots reading?"

"It's a rather stupid story. The author misspells everything and her main character is impossibly contradicting," said Roxas.

"Why are you reading it, then?" asked the female Nobody.

"You know, I really don't know..."

"Well, keep reading then! I want to see what happens to this impossibly perfect 'Leroxabal'." With that, Larxene plopped herself on a sofa and immediately stretched out, pushing Demyx and Axel off onto the floor.

"Snap, I forget to describe her clothing! She wore a long black dress that compltmtd her hair and wasn't durty even tho she'd been walkin for days and stuff. Anyhoo,. she was really tired though she had stamina and stuffz cause she was a nObody.

Funally, she collapsed on teh road and slept for a long long time.

A fw days alrt. Leroxabal woke up. Yayz!!11

Someone was starng into her face.

"Aaaah!" she sed.

"Who are you" asked the person. Leroxabal thought he was really hawt just by looking at him through without seeing his face.

"My naym is Leroxabal and I come from earth because I was sent her to save the world but I got attacked by nobodys but didn't dieing."

The person reomved his hood, reveling spky red hiar and turqiose ayes and-"

"NOOOO!" yelled Axel. He jumped up and leaped toward Roxas. He snatched the book out of the youngest Nobody's hands and dodge-rolled his way to the corner, where he glared miserably at the whole group, his lower lip quivering slightly.

"I know what this is!" Axel screeched, working himself up into a panic. "THIS IS A SUEFIC! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!"

"It's a Suefic, eh?" asked Larxene, an evil smile blossoming on her lips.

Several minutes later, the Flurry of Dancing Flames was tied to a chair with a gag in his mouth. He was shaking uncontrollably, and looked close to tears.

"What's a Suefic?" asked Roxas uncomfortably.

"It's a story where an impossibly perfect character, probably a self-insertion of the author, falls in love with the most attractive male in the canon and has lots of plagiarized sex and eventually defeats the bad guy."

Demyx's mouth dropped open. "You're kidding me! This 'Leroxabal' is going to end up with Axel? Doesn't she know how violent and arrogant he is?"

"The author will eventually dampen him down to a wussy man-whore by the end," said Larxene nonchalantly.

"Mmmmmph! MMMMMMMPH!" groaned Axel.

"He's obviously seen such things before. Go on, Roxas, keep reading."

"My name is Axel," said the smexhay guy. "I am number VIII in th e organization and the Flurry of the Dancing Flamz." Axel gasped. Thes Leroxabal was the most beautiful theng he had eva seen!

"MMMMMMMPH! MMMMMMMPH!"

"Shut the hell up, Axel!" screamed Larxene, who was now filing her nails. "Continue, Randy."

"Roxas," the youngest Nobody corrected.

"Yeah. Roxas. Whatever."

"Tee hee hee," say Leroxabal. "I no"

"Sweet mother of darkness, that is incredibly vain," said Demyx.

"Will yu tak me too Teh Wurld That Neva Waz, cuz I gotta get there and suff."

"Okeydokey," Aku-chyan said peppily.

The real Axel was shaking his head frantically. Roxas looked at him worriedly and said, "Okay, Axel, I'll remove your gag. But you'll have to read next."

With that, Axel's eyes widened enough to rival those of a bush baby.

Meanwhile, back in the 'chorriders of darnkess'...

A trio of hooded beings were sneaking through, all making exaggerated tiptoeing movements. Suddenly, the one in the middle tripped over his overlong hem and broke a tooth.

The tallest being looked at his comrade with annoyance and raised his keyblade.

"Curaga!" he whispered. Then, as an afterthought, he whispered, "Sandwichaga!" as well. With this, green light, clovers, and hearts swirled around the middle hooded being, and a sandwich dropped from the sky into the tallest being's outstretched hand.

"Thanks," said the being who had tripped.

"Don't TRIP!" yelled the tallest being in annoyance. "WE MIGHT AS WELL BE HAVING A FRICKIN' GREEN DAY CONCERT! God."

"Shh, shh, you're being louder than he is," whispered the third and smallest of the hooded beings, who was presumably female.

The tallest being only stared grumpily out at the dark hole looming before them and bit into his sandwich.

Pannini.

He hated pannini.

I listened to the Caramelldansen dance song the whole time while I was writing this. (I had it on repeat.)

Maybe that explains why it's kind of crack-tastic. I dunno.

Anyways, please review! And leave a review for 'Mahou Shoujo Sparkly-chan', if you want to comment on her sucky writing. Really, it was horrible. I shall be mentally scarred forever and ever.