What the Fruits Basket characters are Really Thinking...

I don't own Fruits Basket.

Summary: Have you ever wondered what the Fruits Basket characters are really thinking? Well, read to find out! Enjoy!

Fruits Basket character(s) #1 - #3: Tohru Honda, Yuki Sohma, and Kyo Sohma!

Tohru Honda:

Thought 1: When Kagura is beating the heck out of Kyo

Kagura punched, kicked, and shook Kyo. Tohru, Yuki, Shigure, Momiji, Kisa, Hiro, and Hatori were watching the scene. Tohru just stood there, not saying a word. Hatori was sitting at the table, Yuki was watching from the couch, Hiro and Kisa were just sitting on the floor near the TV, Shigure was sitting down mumbling about how people always ruin or completely destroy his house to ruins, and Momiji was sitting with Hatori since Hatori was watching him for the day. Kagura started to hit and shake Kyo harder. Tohru twitched, thinking:

'GET YOUR F!#!IN' HANDS OFF MY MAN B!#!#, OR I WILL F!#!IN' KILL YOU AND SEND YOU DOWN TO H!#!, YOU F!#!IN W!#!# !!'

Thought 2: Random times where Yuki fangirls come...

It was a long and violent fight, but Kyo, Yuki and Tohru managed to get to class the next day. Yuki and Kyo sat at their desks. Their fangirls ran up to their desks. Saki, Arisa, and Tohru looked at them from the end of the room. Arisa had a led pole in her hands. Saki just sat her desk. Tohru just sat at her desk, smiling. The fangirls were tearing the clothes off Yuki and Kyo, so to speak. Tohru looked at them with a smile, thinking:

'GET YOUR F!#!IN' HANDS OFF MY MAN KYO SOHMA B!#!#ES, OR I KNOCK THE S!#! OUT OF YOU F!#!IN FANGIRLS AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU F!#!IN DIE! I DON'T GIVE A D#!# WHAT YOU DO TO THE D#!# EMO KID YUKI!! NOW, GET YOUR F!#!IN' HANDS OFF MY MAN OR I WILL KNOCK THE S!#! OUT OF YOU!!'

Thought 3: Early in the Morning when Shigure is talking to and Hatori...

The next morning... Yuki, Tohru, and Kyo listened to Shigure bother Hatori over the phone. Shigure laughed as he talked.

"For the last time, hang up the phone or I will call the police and hold a restraining order on you." Hatori said.

"Oh, Ha'ri! Why are you so dull?" Shigure asked.

Tohru twitched, thinking:

'CAN SHIGURE JUST SHUT THE F!#!IN' H!&! UP BEFORE I GO OVER THERE AND F!&#IN' BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN HIS BODY?! I MEAN HE WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THE LITTLEST THINGS! WHAT IS HIS FREAKIN' PROBLEM?! FOR THE LOVE OF AKITO FREAKIN' SOHMA, JUST LET HIM BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!!'

Yuki Sohma:

Thought 1: When Ayame and Shigure are talking about him to Hatori...

Ayame, Shigure, Hatori, Yuki, Tohru, Kyo, Hiro, and Kisa were at Shigure's house. Ayame and Shigure were talking to Hatori about Yuki. Hiro and Kisa were watching anime. Yuki glared at Ayame. Kyo glared at Yuki. And Tohru was smiling. Yuki continued to glare, thinking:

'Must resist urge to kill Ayame... Must resist urge to kill Ayame... Must resist urge to kill Ayame... Must resist urge to kill and put Ayame on fire... Must resist urge to kill Ayame... must resist trying to barbecue Ayame when he's in his snake form...'

Thought 2: When his fangirls surround him...

At the school, on Monday, Yuki was surrounded by his fangirls near his desk. He looked at them thinking, as they said 'I LOVE YOU, YUKI-KUN!' or 'MARRY ME, YUKI-KUN!!' he thought:

'Will they ever shut the h&!# up? Because they are starting to make me want to kill them.'

Kyo Sohma:

Thought 1: In the morning, when Yuki is saying 'good morning' to Tohru...

Yuki woke up, stretching as he came downstairs. He went into the kitchen. Tohru was making riceballs thinking:'Will Shigure, Yuki, and Kyo ever get their lazy aes up and do some work?'.

"Good morning, Tohru-san." Yuki greeted as he walked by Tohru.

"Oh, good morning." Tohru said.

Kyo was making himself a tuna riceball, thinking:

'I wonder what a rat-flavored riceball would taste like. Maybe I should wait until that d& rat transforms. And then I will kill him, cook him, put him in rice and eat him so he can't have Tohru...'

Thought 2: At school where his fangirls surround him...

Kyo was sitting next to the window as his fangirls surrounded him. He saw that Tohru was sitting at the other side of the room with her friends. Arisa still had the lead pole in her hands. Saki was sitting down, not caring about anything. Tohru was smiling at him. Kyo looked at all the fangirls thinking:

'O.o... How the h!!& am I going to get out of this?! The d!&! rat must have it easier than this! This is really pissing me off! If these fangirls don't get away from me, I will get a gun and kill every one of them, the Sohma family, and everyone in the world except me and Tohru. Then, I will have only Tohru once and for all!!'

Next is Hatori, Shigure, and Ayame! Please review!