Inverted Personalities
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Jerry Springer or anything else. Don't sue me! I got no money!
Welcome to Weird Relationships on Jerry Springer
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
Jerry: Sir, have you had a weird relationship?
Quatre: Damn right I have! The girl's name is uhhhh, Dorothy. You know, I would kill myself now and get over it.
Jerry: You would do that?
Quatre: To get away from her!
Dorothy sits their and is watching Quatre on Jerry Springer.
Dorothy: But Jerry was my friend. That asshole! Both them assholes!
Then Hilde walks in the room.
Hilde: Peace, Peace, Peace. Oh, I want peace. I wish my name were peace.
Dorothy: Oh shut the hell up!
Dorothy lunges at Hilde and catfight begins.
Hilde: But I want peace! (gets clawed by Dorothy) Bitch!
Jerry's Cameraman: Were getting this all on tape. Yahh baby! Rip her clothes off!
Director: Get him out of here!
(Guards drag him off)
Cameraman: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At Duo's house, (I'm con-puzzled) They're watching like some Japanese anime called, like I think, Gundam Wing?
Duo: Weird. That one dude looks like me.
Heero: They're all weaklings. You all are weaklings!
Duo: Chill!
Zechs: You are weak minded.
Duo: Ok. You are freaking me out here.
Wufei: Want a holiday turkey?
Duo: What? What is up with the pink?
Wufei: Pink makes my blonde hair stand out.
Duo: Blonde hair?
Wufei: Yeah.
Duo: (sigh)
Heero: Who wants to play, 'Kill the WEAKLING!'
Duo: Who wants to play, 'You people are crazy', but wait your already playing it.
Wufei: We are?
Zechs: I WIN!
Heero: You weaklings cannot win!
Duo: (sigh) I'm leaving.
Zechs: I WIN AGAIN!
Wufei: Everyone huddle up. (Does hand signal) Ok, we got the house now what?
Trowa: I challenge you to a fencing match.
Wufei: Too stupid. Anything else?
As Duo leaves, he thinks about how weird all the others acted.
Duo: Man, it all sounds crazy but it looks like they all switched bodies from some mad scientist. Nahh, what am I thinking.
In a home of a mad scientist:
Mad scientist: Moowahaa! I did it! I did it! (Does a little happy dance) I got them to eat my pizza. Well, I'm a good chef anyway. Well back to making pancakes at IHOP for a living again.
(Gets out of house and goes across the street to IHOP)
Mad scientist/IHOP Pancake maker: Well here we are.
(Goes in and sees Duo)
IHOP Pancake maker: Wait!!! I forgot to give him a pizza! Wait!!! I didn't give that one girl, what I think they called her, Dorothy. Dumbass me! I guess its back to me a mad scientist again. Moowahaa!
CIA Agents drop in, seize the mad scientist/IHOP pancake maker, and takes him away.
IHOP Pancake Maker/Mad scientist: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
Duo sees him being dragged off.
Duo: Ouch!!!!!!! I feel sorry for him. (gets whacked behind the head)
Narrator: Stop your whimpering.
Duo: (starts whimpering again)
Narrator: (gets bat out) (Hears voice in his head. 'Swing Away!') OK! (starts whacking Duo)
Duo: Why me! OWW!
What will happen next? Will everyone go psycho? Is Heero a weakling himself? (Of course he is) Will Duo have a bat ripped through his body? Or will aliens come like from the movie 'Signs'?
Find out in the next chapter, Chapter 2: Beans and Rice
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Jerry Springer or anything else. Don't sue me! I got no money!
Welcome to Weird Relationships on Jerry Springer
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
Jerry: Sir, have you had a weird relationship?
Quatre: Damn right I have! The girl's name is uhhhh, Dorothy. You know, I would kill myself now and get over it.
Jerry: You would do that?
Quatre: To get away from her!
Dorothy sits their and is watching Quatre on Jerry Springer.
Dorothy: But Jerry was my friend. That asshole! Both them assholes!
Then Hilde walks in the room.
Hilde: Peace, Peace, Peace. Oh, I want peace. I wish my name were peace.
Dorothy: Oh shut the hell up!
Dorothy lunges at Hilde and catfight begins.
Hilde: But I want peace! (gets clawed by Dorothy) Bitch!
Jerry's Cameraman: Were getting this all on tape. Yahh baby! Rip her clothes off!
Director: Get him out of here!
(Guards drag him off)
Cameraman: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At Duo's house, (I'm con-puzzled) They're watching like some Japanese anime called, like I think, Gundam Wing?
Duo: Weird. That one dude looks like me.
Heero: They're all weaklings. You all are weaklings!
Duo: Chill!
Zechs: You are weak minded.
Duo: Ok. You are freaking me out here.
Wufei: Want a holiday turkey?
Duo: What? What is up with the pink?
Wufei: Pink makes my blonde hair stand out.
Duo: Blonde hair?
Wufei: Yeah.
Duo: (sigh)
Heero: Who wants to play, 'Kill the WEAKLING!'
Duo: Who wants to play, 'You people are crazy', but wait your already playing it.
Wufei: We are?
Zechs: I WIN!
Heero: You weaklings cannot win!
Duo: (sigh) I'm leaving.
Zechs: I WIN AGAIN!
Wufei: Everyone huddle up. (Does hand signal) Ok, we got the house now what?
Trowa: I challenge you to a fencing match.
Wufei: Too stupid. Anything else?
As Duo leaves, he thinks about how weird all the others acted.
Duo: Man, it all sounds crazy but it looks like they all switched bodies from some mad scientist. Nahh, what am I thinking.
In a home of a mad scientist:
Mad scientist: Moowahaa! I did it! I did it! (Does a little happy dance) I got them to eat my pizza. Well, I'm a good chef anyway. Well back to making pancakes at IHOP for a living again.
(Gets out of house and goes across the street to IHOP)
Mad scientist/IHOP Pancake maker: Well here we are.
(Goes in and sees Duo)
IHOP Pancake maker: Wait!!! I forgot to give him a pizza! Wait!!! I didn't give that one girl, what I think they called her, Dorothy. Dumbass me! I guess its back to me a mad scientist again. Moowahaa!
CIA Agents drop in, seize the mad scientist/IHOP pancake maker, and takes him away.
IHOP Pancake Maker/Mad scientist: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!
Duo sees him being dragged off.
Duo: Ouch!!!!!!! I feel sorry for him. (gets whacked behind the head)
Narrator: Stop your whimpering.
Duo: (starts whimpering again)
Narrator: (gets bat out) (Hears voice in his head. 'Swing Away!') OK! (starts whacking Duo)
Duo: Why me! OWW!
What will happen next? Will everyone go psycho? Is Heero a weakling himself? (Of course he is) Will Duo have a bat ripped through his body? Or will aliens come like from the movie 'Signs'?
Find out in the next chapter, Chapter 2: Beans and Rice