Kim: Hi guys! Today we'll be hosting a game show called… wait what's it called-
Rachel: U-uh… *whispers* the fuck Kim, it's the first show and you can't even…
Squalo: IT'S RUNNING MAN, STUPID!
Kim and Rachel: *awkward stare* …Squalo? You're here early.
Squalo: VOIIIIIIII! OF COURSE I AM, MORONS! IT'S CALLED VARIA QUALITY!
Kim: What, so the other Varia members aren't here?
Xanxus: I'm here, scum…
Rachel: WTF XANXUS, HOW CAN YOU BRING YOUR CHAIR ALONG?
Belphegor: Shishishi~, Varia quality, Varia quality!
Kim: We're in need of Tsuna! TSUNAYOSHI!
Lussuria: Kyaahh~~ Kim-chan you're wearing such beautiful dress today!
Kim: *face palm* L-Lussuria…
Mukuro: Kufufu, what's this? Did I come here only to receive idiotic chaos?
Hibari: Just start the damn show.
Kim: And when did you two arrive?
Hibari: *shrugs* I don't know, as soon as I got out of the car he suddenly appeared.
Rachel: Weird…
Mukuro: Anyways, where's Vongola? I doubt he's here but…
Kim: Tsunayoshi… I think he's at the back.
Reborn: Ciaossu, everyone!
Rachel: Reborn, aren't you the damn MC of the damn show? Why are you freaking ass late?
Reborn: It's you guys who're too early. *grin*
Rachel: *face palm*
Tsuna: *pant* ARGHHH, WHY DID I HAVE TO WALK HERE?
Rachel: What? We sent a limo to your house, Tsuna.
Tsuna: WHAT? I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR ABOUT THAT.
Kim: STOP FUCKING ABUSING THE CAPS LOCK!
Squalo: VOIII!
Rachel: It's been just fucking 5 minutes, OH MY GOD! CAN WE JUST-
Yamamoto: Hey guys! What's up?
Hibari: You guys seriously need to learn how to shut the fuck up *brings tonfa*
Squalo: START THE SHOW! *draws sword*
Gokudera: JYUUDAIME!
Rachel: What the…
Reborn: *shoots air*
Everyone: *silence…*
Reborn: So, we should start already, then! Kim and Rachel, would you mind explaining the show thing?
Kim: Y-yeah, so well… It's Running Man, everyone!
Hibari: *yawns*
Reborn: *aims gun at Hibari*
Hibari: *face palm* ...Bitch
Rachel: The main rule is that you'll get separated into two teams: Mission Team and Chasing Team!
Mukuro: Kufufu, interesting.
Kim: Shh!
Rachel: The Mission Team will complete missions and the Chasing Team will chase the Mission Team members. Basically it's like that.
Hibari: Dibs for Chasing Team. *raises hand*
Kim: If the Chasing Team members tear off the nametags off your backs, it means you are out. And if the Mission Team succeeds on completing missions without getting caught, you earn a Running Ball! It goes the opposite way if you don't complete the missions within the time limit or if all of the members get caught.
Tsuna: W-wait, what'll you get if you earn the Running Balls?
Kim: This is the first time you've ever been useful, Tsunayoshi. If you earn the Running Balls, you will not suffer punishment.
Gokudera: What's the punishment thing all about?
Reborn: WHY DO YOU GUYS ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS?
Rachel: You'll have to wear… *mumble* hot pants… *mumble*
Hibari: *face palm* …I'll definitely win this.
Mukuro: *thinks of me wearing hot pants* …Damn you women.
Yamamoto: The Varia sure is being quiet today, where are they?
Reborn: I kicked them out.
Yamamoto: *facepalm*
Kim: *takes out hot pants* Here they are, morons.
Hibari: That's not… are you sure they are hot pants? They're…
Gokudera: THEY'RE WAY TOO FUCKING SHORT!
Rachel: Well, duh.
Reborn: Anyway, every week we'll have guests. And the guest for today is…?
Kim: TYL Hibari Kyoya and Chrome Dokuro!
Everyone: *claps*
Chrome: H-hi…
TYL Hibari: Hn. *death glare*
Hibari: …he looks weak.
Mukuro: Kufufu. You're saying the older you look weak?
Hibari: Don't talk to me.
Kim: OH, AND! Today's Chrome's birthday, so yeah! Treat her properly, guys!
Chrome: T-thank you.
Gokudera: Start the show, god damn it!
Rachel: Tch. Fine. The first location for the mission is…!
Kim: *sigh* I'm getting tired of being an MC. Can Reborn take over or something?
Reborn: Namimori Middle!
Hibari and TYL Hibari: You're kidding me.
Mukuro: Aren't Nagi and I at a disadvantage here? Everyone's been in Nami-chuu excep—
Ryohei: EXTREME!
Kim: WOAH! RYOHEI! WHERE THE FUCK-
Reborn: He buried himself for 2 hours.
Rachel: Really, an extreme guy…
Hibari: Let's start already.
TYL Hibari: *whistles* I haven't been here for a real long time.
Rachel: Okay then! Let's separate the teams!
(warning. spoilers) LOL. I ALMOST DIED WATCHING RM EP16. LOLOLOL. Sparta Kookie waiting outside the room while HaHa's hiding inside and doing his dramatic scene LMFAO. /dies.
Anyway this story is obviously based on Running Man! Sorry if I didn't explain the rules properly, just ask if you have any problems!
-Rachel
An official Kwang Soo and Joong Ki fan = me. OH THEIR ADORABLENESS! Love ya oppa!
-Kim