Derpy Redneck goes BACK TO THE FUTURE!

This is a story that serves as the first story to the sequel series to my original series I'm still writing on and have been writing on for the past ten to eleven years and it serves as a bunch of story arcs that show Count Wes and Derpy Redneck who are fictional counterparts of myself from alternate universes meeting their various influences and having misadventures with them.


(Derpy Redneck goes BACK TO THE FUTURE!: Chapter 1)

Count Wesley John Mitchell Morrison Caine Savage keeping his role as Guardian of the Omniverse, overseer of all the pantheons and the Source of All AKA the Prime Moving Principles' right hand man currently resides in the Derpy Redneck's Universe from where we left off in the original story and goes back to his home world and the timezone he left once in a while to bring over research breakthroughs and visit old versions of his allies who haven't migrated through the omniverse yet, he never makes trips to his universe's past to avoid the butterfly effect and being in a singular human form that has his powers active, he'd amplify the effect drastically.

After Derpy Redneck's trip to Count's world, in the year 1985 and meeting that era's Jack Chronis in order to return home to this universe in time before the butterfly effect he triggered could make a paradox that could annihilate everything, he got a scolding from the Count.

Now it's been six years since then and Derpy Hick or Wesley John Michael Caine Savage learned to drive it and use the device in it, which is a wormhole generator supercomputer combo that can sync up with cosmic strings, different kinds of exotic matter if necessary, or negative energy from the Ether, and find the coordinates of any universe or multiverse of choice that matches any of Count Wes or Derpy Redneck's discriptions.

One Saturday night they sang at a karaoke bar from 10 p.m. til 1:30 a.m. as a duo and they had just finished singing Peabo Bryson's "If Ever You're In My Arms Again" and James Ingram's "I Don't Have the Heart" before deciding to head out, Derpy used his unique charisma he has in person and his YouTube persona he gained success from with everyone around, five girls jumped the chance to get his number.

Candace, Alyssa, Hannah Li, Monique and Maria Juanita were their names and Count Wes sensed something supernatural those girls but he wouldn't say anything about it, so he let it slide because he could sense their intentions overall and he chuckled at what's in store for our Derpy Hick Boyee...

Count Wes drove the car to the front doors of the place to pick Derpy up after the farewells and the phone number exchange he had with those five unique girls.

As Derpy entered the car and they drove off, they cloaked the car and then took flight by turning on the small nuclear fusion reactor that was fueled by garbage and ignited by radiant energy, this also allowed him to activate his diamagnetic propulsion flight system that allowed to the car to fly.

This was their dialogue:

Count Wes: Well Derpy, looks like I'm going to do an experiment to see if I can ground a lightning strike that hits the rod.

Derpy Redneck: WHAT THE FUCK?! You best be FUCKING careful, because if it hits and trips some circuitry, it could activate the main device and could make it go off in an unstable reaction!

Count Wes: I know that now don't worry, because if it does, I can protect us and stabilize the wormhole, then see how the vehicle can remain stable till we get back home, but nevermind that idea, instead I'm taking you on our first crossover trip, we're going Back to the Future.

Derpy Redneck: *high-pitched yell* WHAAAAAT?! We are going to see Doc Brown, Marty and Co first hand, everything they did and witness it all ourselves?!

Count Wes: Yes yes, we will, but we'll have to be careful not to be seen and avoid any possible space-time paradoxes, when it comes to that WE MUST SUCCEED!

Derpy: Well, wanna prepare for it first and let me be mentally ready to take all this in?

Count Wes: Sure, here are some coconutty peanut butter and raw honey sandwiches I made and a couple glasses of spiced mango smoothies that were spiced with Ayurvedic Chyawanprash and used grass fed kefir instead of yogurt..

Derpy: I love these, thanks, but what about napkins?

Count Wes: I have them right here, plus I brought some candied ginger strips to chew on and motion sickness pills for you to take for our trip, so take them when you finish.

Count Wes and Derpy Redneck ate their late night meal, drank their beverages and the YouTube Hick took his pills for motion sickness along with chewing on some candied ginger.

After they talked about everything that's happened to them and let their stomachs settle, they headed off.

So they flew off and Count Wes turned on the circuits for the first time in 11 months, turned on the CMSCS, dialed it to the exact version of the BTTF universe they were heading towards and extended the lightning rod to power it, using 1% of the radiant energy-fusion system's output to fully activate it so the lightning can directly through the rest of the systems that directly power the "Wormholer" as he called it.

They flew off speeding up to 99 MPH which caused the wormholer's pointed metallic piece in the front of the customized Lotus Esprit Turbo and other parts to start glowing violet.

The plasmoid that attempted to form but couldn't caused the piece to start glowing a dark red color toward the tip as well as the downward pointed wheels started shooting off sparks and they waited for a lightning bolt to strike the lighting rod in order to warp off.

After five minutes of flying around in the sky, lightning struck and as it did the plasmoid that formed exploded into a wormhole which collapsed on itself in all within a split second, leaving behind a tiny dot of a gravitational lens that lasted for a moment.

As the gravitational lens and ionizing radiation started to fade, it left behind electrical crackling in the area and a smokey cloud that shortly dissipated into the ether.

So thanks to Count Wes' technology that's ancient to him, but overall extremely futuristic to Derpy Redneck's 21st Century world.. Derpy Redneck GOES BACK TO THE FUTURE!

What's gonna happen in their first crossover journey?

You'll find out in the next chapter folks!

*Cue Back to the Future Part 2 Main Theme Music*


This was Chapter one, leave a comment and review it and tell me how you liked it.

I know it was rather short, but this is my first time writing one of my stories out for public view.